John Barnette

@vinbarnes Actually good

@jbarnette Wolf & Stein

The hardest decision for a “cool” “new” bar in Denver: should we call ourselves Wolf & Noun or Noun & Wolf

@lstoll Living in the west burbs of Denver close to my parents, came out around Covid time

@jbarnette you living there now, or just considering opening a bar there?

I needed a new notebook and found a partially used one on my bookshelf. The last page w writing on it just said

The most annoying thing about vegans is that they’re right.

Here's a janky little tool we use to add Go build dependencies to our Makefiles: github.com/getenv/go-file… It's not good, but it's good enough for us right now.

@AaronBBrown777 @tenderlove @veganstraightedge Based

@jbarnette @tenderlove @veganstraightedge How about SuperBase?

@tenderlove @veganstraightedge Don’t use Base as a class name unless your domain is a fort, a sport, or the chemical sort.

@veganstraightedge No. I thought that was @jbarnette?

No good day starts with three missed calls from the La Puenta Hot Topic.

As an executive, if your company is not aligned w/your values it is because you have not been honest w/yourself about your values.

Executives set the culture of a company, but workers define, document, implement, and disseminate it. You cannot tell your people what your company’s culture is. You can only demonstrate what you would like it to be.

Hell is other people’s kitchens.

I appreciate your work, person who named this gas station “Pump it 24 hours.”

Walking through the park a little after sunrise. A plaid-shorts-wearing lady yells at a man. “You 👏 look 👏 like 👏 you 👏 suck 👏 dick,” she shouts, clapping as he moves boxes out of an RV and into the back of her ancient Corolla.

Today I saw two men slapfighting in the parking lot of a Noodles & Company.

The solution to our current observability problem is clearly to write another logging library.

We’re surprisingly poor judges of speed and distance, considering how good we are at throwing.

I have been accurately segmented

The solution to our current infra problems is clearly to create our own Linux distribution.

This infra project is coming together, we've gone from one node crashing for many different reasons to many nodes crashing for the same reason.