Kevin R Barnes

@cwage wait a minute... prove this was authored by cwage and not by claude typing out a tweet!🤖

thanks i hate it

@cwage isn't that a taco?

today's data point with respect to the quality of bait on here and what the algorithm is recommending to me. why do i even use this site

@adamscrabble Do cotton anal swabs help those afflicted with unsettling poops? Asking for a friend.

"for Torres, the worst effects of covid-19 so far have been mental: “It is psychologically unsettling to know I am carrying a virus that could harm my loved ones.” (PSYCHOLOGICALLY UNSETTLING IS A 'MY PERSONAL TRUTH'Y TYPE OF THING. I'VE TAKEN POOPS THAT WERE ALSO UNSETTLING) "What are the symptoms of covid-19 or coronavirus?They’re most likely to be similar to a regular cold, the flu or seasonal allergies." (YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE HAS SIMILAR SYMPTOMS TO A COLD, THE FLU OR SEASONAL ALLERGIES? A COLD, THE FLU AND SEASONAL ALLERGIES - AND THESE KILL EXPONENTIALLY MORE PEOPLE ANNUALLY THEN THE WORST OF COVID) “This is not something anybody wants to go through,” he said Saturday. “I implore everyone to stay at home!” (I HAVE TAKEN POOPS THAT IS ALSO NOT SOMETHING ANYBODY WANTS TO GO THROUGH AND I ALSO WOULD IMPLORE YOU TO STAY HOME) "they are helping to demystify this alarming contagion." (DEMYSTIFYING BY MYSTIFYING, ALL IN ONE SENTENCE) "Covid-19 can be a severe illness, even deadly. But it varies from person to person" (CAN BE...BUT VARIES. WHAT ISN'T?) "Patients with covid-19 report a psychological toll. This disease is unfamiliar. It’s a pandemic virus that has alarmed the entire planet. A natural reaction is anxiety." (PEOPLE WHO HAVE EATEN A 3RD SLICE OF PIZZA ALSO REPORT A PSYCHOLOGICAL TOLL. INDIGESTION IS ALSO UNFAMILIAR. IT HAS ALARMED THE WHOLE PLANET BECAUSE THE WHOLE PLANET WAS ALARMED) “The fear is real,” he said. “It’s impossible not to be scared at times that it’s just going to take this insane turn into uncontrollably bad.” (WHAT IS THIS NOT TRUE OF) “Stay calm. Monitor yourself. The number one thing to keep an eye on is breathing. If it becomes difficult to breathe, you should really get to a facility.” (THIS IS TRUE OF EVERYTHING)

@ByJustinLee 🫡

In my family we always call Chuck Norris "Izz". When Walker was on, the intro would have written "Chuck Norris", then a beat then "IS" then a beat then "Walker Texas Ranger". My brother when he was learning words would point and shout "is!" So Norris became "is". So long, is.

@adamscrabble @kelinastyle I remember there being a live version back in the day that was passed around… hair raising

@kelinastyle LOVE THAT SONG

What Depeche Mode song was your joint back in the day? Mine was 🎶 Never Let Me Down Again

@adamscrabble youtu.be/nkQ0LhcTNsY?si…

Imagine growing up not listening to the Beatles or the Stones. Imagine not listening to a song and then putting the needle back to the beginning over and over and over again

@MLinJ Same.

@vinbarnes I'm ok with that.

Part of me thinks SP chose to play in the NIT to scout players for the portal 🤔

I swear to god if I hear "hoar mousse" one more time

@PatrickABingham Aww yeah youtu.be/Gmvn99OtWr8?si…

@PatrickABingham post game pod?

Auburn HC Steven Pearl on Keshawn Murphy’s decision to opt-out of the NIT. “I’m not sure why but we love Murph” ➡️ AuburnUndercover.com

@ITATJason In a half?

What's the Auburn record for 3-point attempts in a game?

@JayGTate Reading into it: Some cultures are .1 lb short of a felony

“What you allow is what your culture is.” — Alex Golesh Wise words right there. 👂

@adamscrabble “The manager doesn’t know what’s going on” 😂 Sooo good

Classic

@bmarcello Enjoyed the book. Looking fwd to this.

5 claws out of 5. #projecthailmary

@KevinScarbinsky 17-15

Auburn didn't really deserve an NCAA Tournament bid at 17-16. The Tigers did deserve a better explanation for why they weren't invited and SMU was. al.com/auburnbasketba…

@cwage Ruler?

i'm measuring accumulation. stay safe out there everyone

@brianjstultz Why is it a good move? Honestly.

Auburn accepts an NIT bid. Good move by the Tigers. Home game against South Alabama on Tuesday.

@ByJustinLee The other version of that is listening to Cubs radio broadcasts for decades where they try to will a play (offensive or defensive) into existence and then… nothing 😞

We've said it before but Jason does this all the time, it's just usually while sitting in the writers' press box. It's uncanny watching him read what's coming next. The definition of someone Knowing Ball

@AllAubarn ✅

@AllAubarn I mean it’s right there

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