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@ElNobaenelcielo @sudanalytics_ Por fin podría ser que haga algo positivo

@sudanalytics_ Cristina Fernández y su futbol para todos en unos años le van a dar el Mediocampo Enzo-Valverde-Palacios a River Gracias Cristina, dejaste de ser una ladrona ante mis ojos

“Para que entienda todo el mundo por qué hablamos TANTO DE RIVER y por qué tengo FOTOS y CAMISETAS… en mi casa el fútbol uruguayo no lo pasaban, era pago, y no sé por qué el fútbol argentino se podía ver. A Peñarol no lo podía ver nunca y, quieras o no, no te podés informar, ni ver, ni sentir nada. En cambio a River lo veía cada fin de semana y por eso me hice TAN FANÁTICO. Crecí viendo fútbol argentino, y para mí el fútbol argentino siempre fue lo mejor. Los nenes también son muy hinchas de River”. Federico Valverde, en Terapia Picante. ‼️🇺🇾🇦🇷

@Nicooromero10 como hinchan los hievos por barco

El mediocampo de los dioses.

@mcuban Consultants for what? How not to save $ on purchasing?

Why aren’t any of these at risk hospitals publishing their full accounting so everyone can see where they spend their money ? All but one group of hospitals that I have looked at potentially investing in, spend so much on consultants and fees that it’s no wonder they are at risk Plus, I have NEVER seen an industry that is worse than hospitals when it comes to buying medications and items like implants, screws, other devices. They overpay for everything. And then when you show them how to save money, their “supply chain” employees resist any change. They are so set in their ways, it’s a shock more don’t go out of business. Prove me wrong.

@KobeissiLetter wow. anyone that trusts the US is a moron

BREAKING: Kamal Kharazi, Iran’s Former Foreign Minister, has been seriously wounded following US-Israeli strikes on his home that also killed his wife. Kharazi has been overseeing talks with Pakistan to arrange a possible meeting between Iranian officials and JD Vance.

@Clem3ntComments @GringoInvesting 100%

@jbcoolplants @GringoInvesting Far less so than europe & asia - they can wait it out forever, they are energy independent & the largest exporters

It just clicked for me... Trump's Hormuz messaging makes sense. Iran's only leverage is the strait. Trump is saying he DGAF about the strait. Therefore Iran has no leverage. Explains the rushed, poorly formatted letter from the Iranian "president" early today. Upsetting naval free-riders is an added bonus. (Trump probably does care about the strait, hence the A10's, but Iran can't be too sure. Heck, plenty of smart fintwit guys that aren't sure either.)

@VigiaCiudadano7 Ojala lo terminen de enterar a ese hdp

DE VIVIR EN DINAMARCA NOS PERDERÍAMOS ESTOS CHISMES DE MÉXICO. El puro cine al estilo del barrio.

@Maks_NAFO_FELLA Those expensive patriots are sure missing a lot.

🇮🇷🚀🇺🇸🇯🇴 Iranian missile struck US base in Jordan.

@SloCan68 Ask these cucks in congress

How did we get to the point where one man, without any checks and balances, can unilaterally decide Humanity's continued existence? We are not ok.

@Clem3ntComments @GringoInvesting Rising oil doesn't impact Americans? yeah ok

Correct, SoH doesn’t impact America, it impacts America’s leverage, two different things. Almost certain they will take the islands & the straight & whatever nuclear related material they can within the next <3 weeks before the 60 day window for military actions without congressional approval closes. Letter from Iranian president was them finally seeing the writing on the wall, they should’ve made a deal.

@0d3num @GringoInvesting exactly, just another Trump bluff. Everyone knows his tactics. All bark no bite

@GringoInvesting Trump might not say he don't care, but when oil goes to $200 and the midterm is comming up fast, he might start caring.

@USronaldcarter And I don't blame them. It's like if your neighbor goes around talking agit abt you and then expects an invitation to the cookout

🚨 NOBODY KNOWS HOW FUCKED NATO ACTUALLY IS RIGHT NOW. In the last 72 hours, watch who walked away: 🇫🇷 France: Blocked US military overflight for weapons to Israel — FIRST TIME since war began Feb 28. Israel cut ALL defense procurement from France. 🇮🇹 Italy: Denied Sigonella air base landing to US bombers. Defense Minister said relations are "solid and loyal." DAYS after blocking US planes. 🇪🇸 Spain: Closed ENTIRE airspace to US operations. Blocked Naval Station Rota AND Morón Air Base. PM Sánchez called it "not NATO collective defense." 🇵🇱 Poland: Refused to redeploy Patriot batteries. US burned through 1,200+ interceptors in 16 days. Poland said no. 🇨🇭 Switzerland: Denied 2 US reconnaissance flights. Suspended $120,000,000 in weapons exports under "neutrality laws." 🇬🇧 UK: PM said "this is not our war." Trump told them to "build up some delayed courage." 🇩🇪 Germany: President Steinmeier called war "possibly illegal." WHILE hosting Ramstein — largest US base outside America. That is: France, Italy, Spain, Poland, Switzerland, UK, and Germany. All in ONE week. When this many allies abandon you at once, it's not a disagreement. It's a collapse.

Liftoff. The Artemis II mission launched from @NASAKennedy at 6:35pm ET (2235 UTC), propelling four astronauts on a journey around the Moon. Artemis II will pave the way for future Moon landings, as well as the next giant leap — astronauts on Mars.

@SpencerHakimian they're all a bunch of hypocrite fucking losers

🚨BREAKING: THOUSANDS OF MAGA MEN ARE BEING EXPOSED AS TRANSGENDER CROSS DRESSERS WHAT IS GOING ON?

@ChurchillFella is that the dream team?

Russian "universal soldiers" and "super Ramboes" are doing morning exercise. Lol.

@KobeissiLetter Trump is the best deal maker Iran ever had

BREAKING: The IRGC is now charging tolls, with rates starting at $1 per barrel of oil, on ships passing through the Strait of Hormuz, paid in Chinese Yuan or stablecoins, per Bloomberg. The process includes: 1. To pass, ship operators must first contact an intermediary company linked to the IRGC 2. They then provide their vessel’s ownership, flag, the cargo manifest, destination, crew list, and transponder information 3. The intermediary then passes the file onto the IRGC Navy’s Hormozgan Provincial Command for background checks to ensure no link to the US or Israel 4. Iran has a ranking system of 1 to 5 for nations, with ships from countries that are seen as friendly more likely to get better terms Once the toll is paid, the IRGC issues a permit code and route instructions for the ship to pass.

you can't make this shit up

@marceelias Ty

🚨BREAKING: On behalf of the Florida NAACP and Florida Alliance for Retired Americans, moments after Ron DeSantis signed Florida's latest voter suppression bill into law, my firm sued. democracydocket.com/cases/florida-…

@SpencerHakimian what?

🚨BREAKING: US TO SET FINISHED STEEL, ALUMINUM PRODUCTS TARIFF AT 25% TRUMP’S APPROVAL RATING GONNA HIT 25% NEXT

@carlostripodi24 @futbolanal Eso es parte de la mistica🤣

@futbolanal El córner en el otro arco te lo cuentas los marrones porque tienen un monoblock que nos los deja ver ja

📊🏟️ SE PUBLICÓ EL RANKING CON LOS ESTADIOS “MÁS OLOROSOS DEL MUNDO”: HAY UNO ARGENTINO 🙌❗️ 🗣️ La gacetilla Football News repasó 426 estadios ‘olorientos’ alrededor del mundo, y los ordenó del más AGRADABLE al más DESAGRADABLE: 1) 🇺🇸 Hersheypark Stadium (EE. UU.): Pegado a la fábrica de chocolate Hershey's, es común que los espectadores perciban un intenso y delicioso olor a chocolate durante los partidos o eventos. 2) 🇩🇪 Stadion an der Alten Försterei (Berlín, Alemania): Conocido por el aroma a salchichas a la parrilla y carne asada que inunda las gradas. 3) 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Hillsborough Stadium (Sheffield, Inglaterra): Posee el aroma de los "Mint Balls" (caramelos de menta), una golosina tradicional que los aficionados consumen masivamente, creando una atmósfera refrescante muy característica. 426) 🇦🇷 Bombonera (Boca Juniors, Argentina): Su ubicación cerca del Riachuelo (uno de los ríos más contaminados del mundo), genera olor a agua estancada, basura y desechos industriales. Dentro del estadio, algunos hinchas hacen sus necesidades en el piso, mientras que otros expulsan su orina desde las gradas hacia los que se encuentran en el exterior.

@futbolanal 🤣🤣🤣huele a mierda, se ve como la mierda, se llena de mierda y es una mierda