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Now seems a good time as any to delete this app off my phone. I'm on Insta and Bluesky if any mutuals want to stay in touch

@lgespana I have tried to contact you on the website but I am not getting any help. Can someone contact me on how to fix my air conditioning units please?

@deejaygeejaygee Things are never quite as bad as they could be when you have a dog ❤️

A tribute to 90s pirate radio. Was obsessively taping mixes from any station i could get a signal from and been hunting down the tracks ever since. This is mostly a selection of darker or atmospheric tracks that I was/am obsessed with. hearthis.at/11480430/

RIP Quincy Jones

Getting head & then he looks up & gives you the Mr. Beast smile

Genuinely wouldn't be surprised if this supermarket's version of crunchy nut cornflakes were called nutsacks

Not the worst one I've seen relative to others but surely there's a better name for your business than a barely functioning pun. Although it does work slightly better if you say it in a comedically over the top Spanish accent

Big fan of puns that don't really work

GIVE a harp a single strum every morning to fool yourself into thinking that your awful life is actually just a dream sequence. (via @jojubs)

Last night's @radioactivefmuk show up online. Thought this one turned out pretty good but someone on the chatroom said they could hear whatsapp notifications at one point. FFS😕hearthis.at/11470529/

The guy who started putting cum in the middle of town names.

[trying to explain why ai is good] it can fool a dead man's family

I like my tarts where I like my money. Right in my fanny

Each time i hear a new Kim Gordon track it manages to be even worse than the last one. Some feat.

New @radioactivefmuk show up online. UKG to Jungle via deep house, electro, acid, breaks, classic hardcore, baltimore club and techno. hearthis.at/11438481/

Due to my inability to read things properly when scrolling just had a very confusing moment trying to understand what the fuck a tuberculosis gratin was

this is exactly how you're supposed to watch twin peaks

King Charles had no idea what cling film was and 'shrieked' first time he saw it mirror.co.uk/news/royals/ki…

What if Moloko’s Bring it Back is about the death penalty. Not such a carefree summertime bop now is it