Joey Bellinger

@drunkcig34 jp morgan CFO or something like that

@jbellinger87 What’s the plot twist

if my life was a movie, the audience would be shitting themselves with this plot twist

Maybe I can find my #wife at the Time Out off 155

@bigjacreezy Thanks for your input, Phil!

@jbellinger87 You are so extremely gay

@drunkcig34 had me at fireballs but you lost me at setting goals #shrinkproductivity

Found this in the notes app from a Saturday back in January and haven’t touched it since.

@EvanWilliams_YT #fucktabswithoutpitchers

Life if Logies Rooftop had draft beer

@SouthernnandFat absolutely! i found mine at asu and she told me she was ready to “settle down” and that college had really “worn her out”… i just assumed she studied really hard and was ready to find a husband!

Do you have to find ur wife in college?

j*b applications got me larping 24/7

@EvanWilliams_YT Anything to show love and support for our Stars!

Koozie on the solo cup? #DefidentlyNotTheMove #GoStars

@bigjacreezy Wait we’re just talking about for finals?

Finals week tips: 1. Block all of your friends and family 2. Abuse stimulants

@bigjacreezy @EvanWilliams_YT

@EvanWilliams_YT @jbellinger87

I hope my future husband is on the bv rn

@bigjacreezy 🤯

@jbellinger87 Delete your account

@drunkcig34 @KevinEvanonX i came thru swervin

Skiing with the double veo on a Saturday afternoon #wokeuplikethis

@MikeHawkUSA I usually skip this part

HELP ME THERE IS GIRLS HERE

@bigjacreezy Hey I think they got ur allergies covered though!

Relapsing

@bigjacreezy It’s alright, Joey’s been having a rough week at the office too.

Phil is pissed

just a daily reminder: soft times create fake niggas. fake niggas create hard times. hard times create real ass niggas

how it feels to lower my cortisol by flickergooning and bonesmashing, (helps my schizomaxxing) and then start larpmaxxing on the beev

@drunkcig34 ROI this quarter was fantastic… calls for some time away from the cubicle

@jbellinger87 Looks like a blast, Joey, one of these days I gotta have you out on the lake and we can smash a few brews!

Smiling through it all! I can’t believe this is my life! #expandmondays