John B. Graeber

Pretty much only on Bl**sky now. Same handle.

@Brooke_Medina_ The GOAT

@JoePompliano @JoeyDeBerardino Trash program in a trash state.

Watch #55 on Michigan. He walks in to help a teammate off the ground and gets pepper sprayed by a cop. Absolutely insane. (h/t @JoeyDeBerardino for the video)

@mattvandyk I know! I wonder if the museum on Whitefish Point is doing anything special for it.

@jbgraeber This annual story is legit one of the only reasons I remain on this hellscape. FIFTY YEAR ANNIVERSARY next year!!

@lindsayfickas I saw the ad at the grocery store kiosk and decided to try it. Got in line behind two people, 5 minutes later the line hadn't moved. Thought: "if you want me to try your mediocre coffee thing you're gonna have to be quicker about it," and left.

@lindsayfickas An eclipse loses a lot of its pizzazz when it's not a portent of the end times

@Brooke_Medina_ I'm here for it!

@revdarylellis Oh yeah

@jbgraeber Is it wine?

@Brooke_Medina_ I have! This is an interesting question. I hadn't considered them in context with each other, but I'm thinking about it now.

@KateTheRiddler @KindaScottish I don't need to agree with someone 100% as much as I want to believe someone is coming about their worldview with humility and integrity. And I think that applies to Keller.

@KateTheRiddler @KindaScottish Yeah that's exactly the vibe I got too.

@JBsTwoCents 1. 🤷‍♂️ 2. 🤷‍♂️ 3. Absolutely

Who has the best stuffed crust pizza? And what do you like on your stuffed crust pizza? And should we all get stuffed crust pizza tonight?

I still don’t understand the excitement over CJ doing The Jackal.

@SamObiWon @richstarnes @JosiahHawthorne @mwp764 @hoopersnook @sinefinevagi I appreciated the original humor Sam

@richstarnes @JosiahHawthorne @mwp764 @hoopersnook @sinefinevagi Look. I realize it's a trope used in many films but my original tweet was based on a Costner joke. C'mon, y'all.😵‍💫

So Avatar was basically Dances with Wolves. Looks like Avatar 2 is Waterworld. So Avatar 3 is either Field of Dreams or The Postman, right?

@hollybishu Don't give up hope quite yet. I'm uncomfortable being the "prayer guy," but I have a friend who prayed for very specific spouse criteria and at 40 it happened for him.

@joshcarlosjosh Florida socialist man claims "first shall be last / last shall be first"

Describe a Bible story as if it were a Florida Man headline For example: "Florida man, exiled for killing a man, claims he heard voices during encounter with burning plant"

@abbyjperry Okay you're having one too but @jeverette1 is trolling me

@jbgraeber Cheers, buddy.

@jeverette1 Touche

@jbgraeber I didn’t know May 10th was a season