Call me David.
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Call me David.
@jbisaflog
Dying inside, and my life is falling apart. How are you?
probably in someone's way Katılım Eylül 2019
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It’s balloooooon day today and my sister is going home from the hospital … I’m so happy 🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻
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@jbisaflog Lady Gaga can sing and act, Madonna can’t … can’t stand Madonna.
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@Higgo74 Does he think he's still eligible for the Nobel peace prize?
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I chose this song at my Dads funeral when we lit candles … dad and I absolutely loved this song 🫶🏻💕
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Sting - Fields Of Gold
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I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1837
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It’s Thursday
And if you want to avoid looking like Paysch when Monday morning rolls around;
Don’t forget to put your tips in
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@H_the_Strange Not long after he died, he had a dream about him. Not an interview or anything, just two guys hanging out, and chatting. He didn't seem to be enjoying it. Never met him. Never even seen him in concert. So weird.
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@TripleMRushHour Can't have been that good, I hadn't heard of him before he started working on radio. I don't understand cricket enough to enjoy it.
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@H_the_Strange Maybe I've got ADHD. I've recently been diagnosed with autism.
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My sisters are always amazed by my memory with things … they always ask me things they know I’ll remember … problem is you remember EVERYTHING!
𝕮𝖍𝖆𝖗𝖑𝖞❤️🔥@Charlygotyou
I love people with ADHD because they never actually forget anything. You just have to say the right words to activate them like a sleeper cell and then they awaken with all of the knowledge on a very niche subject they studied for 3 months straight 6 years ago
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Just saw the Preview of “Ted” on Foxtel. I have to watch it … I kept laughing 😂😂😂
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Just about to turn my phone off and this comes up … 2026 can just fuck right off … Vale Chuck Norris, rest easy legend …
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🕊️ Chuck Norris has died at 86. tmz.me/N3EVxQe
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@jbisaflog I’m a bridesmaid in her wedding early next year. So dress fittings were the go.
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