JB.... OY

well fuck you

ugly asf i’m crying

you calling me ugly like you ain’t dressed like a prison uniform

Twitter right now 🐴🐄🐑🐓🐐🦈🐳🐷

fuck you

how long did it take you to type that out?

I’m on the side of twitter where animals are trolling themselves

Hide yourself

@MrBeast .

If this tweet has exactly 1 like in 24 hours I’ll give that person $1,000,000

@GodwinKimonge2 @VIVIANWERE2 Kwani koi...... Ni nani hujapea hii timeline

@VIVIANWERE2 Thank you Vivy 😊. Alafu ukanipea cuddles full night . One for the books before vijana wa Nairobi wakakuchanua 🥲

Happy birthday Kim😘 Nikijoin campus uyu kijana ndio alinibebea suitcase ady hostel.. Iyo time alikua 3rd year i guess😂😂 Follow him btw

On this #LabourDay our message to the Kenyan Workers is simple. Hang in there. One more, Zakayo ashuke.

When I was little, our neighbor used to “randomly” drop off food at our house. Like full meals… not leftovers. I thought she just liked cooking too much or something. Every time she came by, she’d joke like “oops, made too much again.” I used to get excited because it meant we were eating good that night. A few years ago I mentioned it to my mom, laughing about how extra our neighbor was back then. My mom got quiet for a second and then said, “She knew.” Turns out there were weeks we barely had anything in the house. My mom was trying to hold everything together and thought she was hiding it well. But our neighbor noticed. And instead of making it awkward or saying anything, she just pretended it was an accident… over and over again. All those “oops” meals? She was feeding us on purpose.

There is due process and natural justice, things aren't just done at the whims of the executive. The rule of law must prevail and not your jungle laws that you want to institute so as to subjugate Kenyans to a conveyor belt system of elections come 2027. We shall not relent.

LINDA MWANANCHI COMMAND CENTER (L.M.C.C ) Welcome to the team Hon Millie Odhiambo Mabona @orengo_james

Ashley Young has announced his retirement from professional football 🚨

Radio ni mingi bwana…tusitishwe..ingia radio maisha saa hii injili iendelee. Fom ni wantam.

Jambo Jambo! Ni kuoga na kurudi soko…unavoidable circumstances ni wewe. Injili lazima iendelee #RutoMustGo

Ready for a new challenge! Come on, @ManUtd! 🔴 #MUFC #PL

@SkHustle1 @kijana_misa Bro😂

@kijana_misa Na mambo ya kutoka ball wanajua ni mambo ya devil worshippers

Hawa nao hata udinye ka umevaa CD saba, mimba nayo lazima utasikia iliingia buana. Fertility inakuanga juu sana.