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@housell10 @BoujeeOp @_MLFootball @ChrevorB I will assume this person was not alive or coherent for any part of the OG roasts. This is how comedy used to be. And pointing fun in a lighthearted manner. I figured many would be butthurt though after like the 5th Hernandez reference.

@BoujeeOp @_MLFootball @ChrevorB How did y’all softies survive the early 2000s?

JULIAN EDELMAN HOLY SH*T😳 “EVERYBODY ASK ME HOW BIG GRONKS D*CK IS, don’t worry i heard it gets the job done, BUT THIS OTHER PATRIOTS TIGHT END, MAN HE WAS HUNG” (h/t @ChrevorB)

@1hePatriots @_MLFootball Ugh pls learn how to spell. “i before e, except after c”

@_MLFootball Brady owns the cheifs 😤🤣

TOM BRADY SHREDS #CHIEFS FANS…. “Kansas City, you say your stadium is the loudest. It helps when your fans are 14 year old girls… in honor of TAY TAY… Let's take a look at the Chiefs Eras; Terrible for 50 years, good for 5. SHAKE IT OFF.” 💀💀💀💀💀

WELCOME TO KC XAVIER WORTHY!!! Hope we get a decent CB next round ♥️💛

@paseolobo @theonlydyl_ There is a video. Nothing has been released yet but he definitely looks like a person in the video.

@theonlydyl_ Do we even know for sure he was even in the car? Just because it’s registered to him doesn’t mean anything. Did someone actually see him? I’m not fan clowning or anything, I’m genuinely curious. These guys let other people drive their cars all the time. 🤷🏻‍♀️

Rashee rice better be okay. He seems like a great guy, he portrays himself as a smart man. I really hope he isn’t hurt bad, or if he did something bad I hope he is smart enough to just turn himself in. Some info: • Car was registered or leased to him. • The accident happened saturday, 6pm. • No details of the accident or any injury has been released.

@BurrowLand10 @theonlydyl_ I think Texas takes DUIs pretty seriously? ESP fleeing the scene and on video

@theonlydyl_ If it’s a DUI it’ll just be a minor slap on the wrist sadly Really wish the NFL would take DUIs and reckless driving more seriously

@CruzSquatch @cherryaire @firemanjbone @_Haliax @BodyForWife I’m not providing material for someone else when it’s true. It’s not “making a claim” it’s a fact and they can search it just as much as anyone else.

@jbrd24 @cherryaire @firemanjbone @_Haliax @BodyForWife Imagine making a claim then getting mad when someone wants you to prove it

Hey dipshits. The Transgender Day of Visibility has been held every March 31 for fifteen fucking years. Easter only happens on March 31 rarely. It won’t happen again until the year 2086.

@paperomo @firemanjbone @CruzSquatch @cherryaire @_Haliax @BodyForWife Sry to Jesus moon that Easter so happened to be on a day that’s been a day for several years already. Easter changes. Transgender visibility day hasn’t changed since it started.

@firemanjbone @CruzSquatch @jbrd24 @cherryaire @_Haliax @BodyForWife the stink is because one, this is the current "woke" they're against, two, it clashed with easter

@ArdRhys89 @firemanjbone @cherryaire @_Haliax @BodyForWife In**

@ArdRhys89 @firemanjbone @cherryaire @_Haliax @BodyForWife When I’m reality, Biden recognized the day in his first year of presidency and every year thereafter. I understand it has been noticed since 2009, however people are saying Biden only recognized it this year bc he’s trying to steal their holy day, which is nonsense.

@ArdRhys89 @firemanjbone @cherryaire @_Haliax @BodyForWife Biden was the first President to declare this.

@firemanjbone @jbrd24 @cherryaire @_Haliax @BodyForWife But to answer your question, no. Biden didn't declare this. It's been internationally recognized since 2009. Easter just so happens to fall on March 31st this year. Hence they share the date. I hope this information helps.

@firemanjbone @cherryaire @_Haliax @BodyForWife You can just be honest and say you’re ignorant as fuck and aren’t able to do your own research. I am right. You are a bigot.

@jbrd24 @cherryaire @_Haliax @BodyForWife You can just be honest and say you aren’t tolerant of others beliefs. Have a great day, God bless you

@ArdRhys89 @firemanjbone @cherryaire @_Haliax @BodyForWife

@firemanjbone @cherryaire @_Haliax @BodyForWife Being transgender is also not practicing a religion. Go celebrate your zombie sky man. But don’t get mad that President Biden declared a day you all want to crucify bc it fell on a day that you want to celebrate your fucked up non-accepting Jesus man. Eat shit J bone.

@jbrd24 @cherryaire @_Haliax @BodyForWife I’m trying to be respectful and tolerant of your right to celebrate your religious holiday. I ask that you do the same for us

@firemanjbone @cherryaire @_Haliax @BodyForWife What in the actual fuck are you talking about? Nobody is telling you that you can’t “celebrate” your day.

@ArdRhys89 @firemanjbone @cherryaire @_Haliax @BodyForWife It’s also on Wikipedia for the simps who don’t have google. Since googling is hard apparently.

@firemanjbone @jbrd24 @cherryaire @_Haliax @BodyForWife It's been an internationally recognized day since 2009. Biden has issued proclamations about it each year he's been in office. If you follow the link in the above tweet, filter by Presidential Actions. 2023 is located on page 53. whitehouse.gov/briefing-room/… hopefully this link works.

@firemanjbone @cherryaire @_Haliax @BodyForWife But transgender visibility day is! And was declared long before Easter was on March 31st 💕

@firemanjbone @cherryaire @_Haliax @BodyForWife Please don’t. God isn’t real.

@firemanjbone @cherryaire @_Haliax @BodyForWife Under history and milestones. Do your own fuckin research.

@jbrd24 @cherryaire @_Haliax @BodyForWife I’m aware of that. I wanted to see if the president officially declared it such

@firemanjbone @cherryaire @_Haliax @BodyForWife It’s on Wikipedia. Literally on that page, exactly when President Biden declared it.