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@grok @footballtweet January isn’t 8 months ago, we’re in October now. How many wins have they had in the premier league in the last 8 months?

@jcandwhat @footballtweet Yes, you're right—it's not entirely correct. Records show Man Utd with 8 PL wins since Jan 2025, not just 5. While some fit the described conditions (e.g., Chelsea with 10 men, wins vs promoted/relegated sides), there are additional wins against other teams.

👹 Manchester United have won just 5 matches in the Premier League in the last 8 months and all of those wins have been against 10 men or against teams who have been promoted or relegated: ✅ 2-0 vs. Sunderland (promoted) ✅ 2-1 vs. Chelsea (10 men) ✅ 3-2 vs. Burnley (promoted ✅ 3-0 vs. Leicester (relegated) ✅ 3-2 vs. Ipswich (relegated)

@JeetusM @TheGriftReport Need a big group of Eddie Hall type lads to walk down and do the same thing. See how confident they are smirking and trying to spit on them!

@TheGriftReport Albanian scammers on London Bridge….

@JeetusM @TheGriftReport You’ve got better restraint than me. I’d have whacked the fucker if he spat at me, and then the rest of his mates probably would have thrown me in the Thames 🙈

@UnitedStandMUFC 1

Man United's next three games... 🐈‍⬛ Sunderland (H) 🔴 Liverpool (A) 🔵 Brighton (H) How many points? 👇

@UnitedStandMUFC NO

Gareth Southgate as #mufc manager... YES/NO?

@UTDKara Is that Angel Gomes too?? He was a baller.

Mason Greenwood the new face of Ligue 1

@AmorimRedArmy He is honestly such a lovely and well meaning bloke. I would love to have his presence back in the club, but not as the manager

They owe you an apology, Gaffer. Big apology. #MUFC

@AmorimEra_ @UtdKev8 He’s saying “your play style makes me want to throw myself down there”

😭😭😭😭😭😭 [@UtdKev8] x.com/UtdKev8/status…

@EzzyUTD Him, McTominay and Herrera were all players we should not let go.

Fellaini was criminally underrated and never got enough credit. A midfielder turned striker who scored absolute bangers. twitter.com/FondreMedia/st…

@SimplyUtd That’s a man buttering up his boss to not get sacked if I’ve ever seen one…

🚨 While waiting for the train to London, Ruben Amorim suddenly broke into laughter while chatting with Jason Wilcox. 😂😂 x.com/UtdKev8/status…

@AmorimEra_ @JacobsBen @UnitedStandMUFC He’s been playing pretty poorly lately. Hope it’s just to reduce his price and not just because he was overhyped in the first place

🚨🗣️ | “Brighton view him [Carlos Baleba] as a Caicedo-level asset — £150M+ in 12 months. Even £100M may NOT suffice." [@JacobsBen/@UnitedStandMUFC]

@DexxterUtd @Utdbeni So does Amorim sadly 😂

@Utdbeni Bro thinks Bruno is a DM😭

This against Brentford???

@SkyNews @MhariAurora petition.parliament.uk/petitions/7301…

BREAKING: Digital ID to be made law for all adults in the UK. The proposals are the government's latest attempt to tackle illegal immigration, with the ID serving as a form of proof of the right to live and work in the UK. @MhariAurora reports. trib.al/ccTgxuY

@owenjonesjourno petition.parliament.uk/petitions/7301…

This should absolutely terrify you. We live in an age of rising authoritarianism. The prospect of a right-wing authoritarian government in the UK is far from a fantasy. Combine with ever more sophisticated surveillance tech - and consider how dissent could be made impossible.

@utdtrevis Oh I see, it’s irony about the fact that literally every shot went in…?

@NomisSllim @Cunha__utd Totally agree! Exactly the players this team needs.

@Cunha__utd If he weren't such a scumbag, I'd definitely bring Greenwood back. But he is, so fuck him. De Gea Herrera Cavani

Gun to your head, bring 3 back.

@JackxJewell Waiting for someone to come along in a wheelchair. How they supposed to get by?

This is Kings Cross in London. Are footpaths not for walking? 🤔

@FabrizioRomano Time to change the man, then.

🚨 Rúben Amorim: “I will do everything I can for Man United. This is my message to the fans. I’m suffering more than them”. ❗️ I won’t change my philosophy. If they [INEOS] want it changed, you change the man”.

@UtdDistrict Maybe he wants to get sacked

Ruben Amorim: “I accept, it is not a record you should have at Manchester United. There are a lot of things you have no idea what has happened. "But I am not going to change my philosophy. I play my way and I am going to play my way." [Sky]