
Chris Beam
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Chris Beam
@jcbeam
Writing @BW https://t.co/PX4icqXMPX












This story is actually insane: • dude drops $2000 on a DJI robot vacuum like a lunatic • refuses to use the normal app like a peasant • Sammy Azdoufal fires up Claude to crack the API so he can drive it with an xbox controller • Claude delivers the goods • pulls an auth token from their servers, connects successfully • except the system thinks he controls 7000 vacuums • checks again • yep, seven thousand • DJI built authentication with zero device ownership verification • any valid token works for any unit on the planet • Sammy now has eyes inside homes across 24 countries • live vacuum camera feeds everywhere • full floor plans from the mapping data • some guy in germany eating cereal at 3am, unaware his roomba is snitching • one API call away from being the most informed burglar in history • all he wanted was to steer his vacuum with a joystick • does the right thing and reports it • DJI fixes it in two days • back to normal life with his stupidly expensive floor cleaner • IoT companies stay undefeated at shipping garbage security



wrote about Clavicular, the Kick stream clipper economy propping him up, and the implications of cultural conversation being driven by marketing tactics employed by online casinos open.substack.com/pub/couldabeen…

New pod: THE MEDIA THEORY THAT EXPLAINS “99% OF EVERYTHING” I asked the @TheStalwart to come on the show to talk about the return of orality, the rise and fall of literate culture, the research of Walter Ong, and what makes Trump “Homeric” open.spotify.com/episode/2P9qf7…




I talked to a @Polymarket scammer instead of blocking him. This is how he drained millions.














