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@Monica55dzrh C

How many holes are in this T shirt

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@ChiefRubin My wife is having her eye surgery next week for #1 and the following week the other. Its been $4200 with Medicare

@jchornock1 No Sir. $5/eye. 10 Gs. All inclusive. No health insurance coverage.

Two eye surgeries & 6 office visits, I can see 20-20 for the 1st time ever. No more oversized UV protection glasses. This “fashion statement” was a split decision. About half of the folks liked them & one disliker asked why was I wearing oversized safety glasses. I am Blessed!

@Sahar393815 wood plane

People keep guessing, but no one gets it right. Do you know what this is?

@Bella_91m7u Lulu

Most people get this wrong on the first try Can you spot the missing name?

@SqSehrish 6

What number am i..? 🤔

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@KerryHolmekb Hell No! Show me the ranking.

Donald Trump is now being ranked among the top three U.S. Presidents in history 🇺🇸🔥 Some call it bold leadership, others call it controversial — but the impact is undeniable. Do you agree with this ranking? 🤔👇 YES 👍 NO 👎

@cutiieepie6 Why would your age be a problem

Is my age an problem? I’m 52 born in 1973

@cutiieepie6 Congratulations

I AM CURED OF CANCER! IS THERE ANYONE TO CONGRATULATE ME?

@cutiieepie6 Dude! It is still $10 and I know you buy gas at a gas station and they would be happy to exchange it for paper money. Be grateful you got the tip!!!

Some guy tipped me ten dollars in quarters, and I’m still trying to figure out what kind of person thinks that’s acceptable. I just finished a DoorDash order, and he casually mentions he forgot to tip in the app—which, fine, not ideal, whatever. Then he dramatically pulls out a literal roll of quarters like he’s handing me the crown jewels. He looks me dead in the eye and says, “Sorry man, I didn’t tip on the app, this is all I’ve got.” Yeah, thanks. I love holding a handful of coins like it’s 1998. I don’t use change. I’m not a parking meter. I’m not walking around with rolls of quarters or dumping them into a Coinstar just to get the money I already earned. I took it because arguing over coins isn’t how I planned to spend my day, but that doesn’t make it okay. Tipping in quarters is peak absurdity. Tip in the app, tip in bills, tip digitally—literally anything that doesn’t involve me schlepping around loose metal. Acting like this is normal? Pure comedy. And yes, no one should ever think a pocketful of coins counts as a tip.

@Airaasayss Gang

No words start with G and end with G!! Prove me wrong??

@ohhanxiety Bicycle bell

Nobody I've asked has been able to identify this yet.

@TodayUpdates0 E

Simple poll. Please be honest! As of today, how much do you still trust this team? A. 100% B. 75% C. 50% D. 25% E. 0%

@Matt_Pinner Bike pedal

I said it’s a cheese grater, but it’s not. Any guess?!?!

@KingTunde_SZN 56

@noravibes_ Test

@Reno270075 @allenanalysis She was warned not to enter!

🚨HOLY FU*KING HELL: A physician’s sworn affidavit just destroyed the official narrative. He says he ran to the scene, identified himself as a doctor, and BEGGED to help Alex Pretti. ICE agents blocked him, demanded a physician’s license, and still weren’t performing CPR. When he finally got through, he found Pretti on his side with multiple gunshot wounds in his back and started CPR himself. That’s the story: they shot him… then wouldn’t let a doctor treat him. Case 0:25-cv-04669 | Doc. 109 (filed 1/24/26)

@ohhanxiety Got it

Let me know when you see it