Joseph Chornock
344 posts


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@ChiefRubin My wife is having her eye surgery next week for #1 and the following week the other. Its been $4200 with Medicare
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@jchornock1 No Sir. $5/eye. 10 Gs. All inclusive. No health insurance coverage.
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Check out this post on Nextdoor: nextdoor.com/p/W_Q9b5466zg8…
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@cutiieepie6 Dude! It is still $10 and I know you buy gas at a gas station and they would be happy to exchange it for paper money. Be grateful you got the tip!!!
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Some guy tipped me ten dollars in quarters, and I’m still trying to figure out what kind of person thinks that’s acceptable. I just finished a DoorDash order, and he casually mentions he forgot to tip in the app—which, fine, not ideal, whatever. Then he dramatically pulls out a literal roll of quarters like he’s handing me the crown jewels.
He looks me dead in the eye and says,
“Sorry man, I didn’t tip on the app, this is all I’ve got.”
Yeah, thanks. I love holding a handful of coins like it’s 1998. I don’t use change. I’m not a parking meter. I’m not walking around with rolls of quarters or dumping them into a Coinstar just to get the money I already earned. I took it because arguing over coins isn’t how I planned to spend my day, but that doesn’t make it okay.
Tipping in quarters is peak absurdity. Tip in the app, tip in bills, tip digitally—literally anything that doesn’t involve me schlepping around loose metal. Acting like this is normal? Pure comedy. And yes, no one should ever think a pocketful of coins counts as a tip.

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🚨HOLY FU*KING HELL: A physician’s sworn affidavit just destroyed the official narrative.
He says he ran to the scene, identified himself as a doctor, and BEGGED to help Alex Pretti.
ICE agents blocked him, demanded a physician’s license, and still weren’t performing CPR.
When he finally got through, he found Pretti on his side with multiple gunshot wounds in his back and started CPR himself.
That’s the story: they shot him… then wouldn’t let a doctor treat him.
Case 0:25-cv-04669 | Doc. 109 (filed 1/24/26)




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