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i lied, i downloaded threads and it’s not perfect but my entire feed is already neurodivergents LMAO better than all bots and nazis fuck thanks elon @/mickieav

@YourAnonNews @ThatLibBitch three separate occasions Maxwell, Trump, Melania

America is the umbrella

didn’t think i’d ever miss twitter with how it’s become. but damn. you post one thing on threads and suddenly everyone forgets what sarcasm is. you know why i made such a big friend group on here back in the day? cuz literally all we ever did on here was be sarcastic bitches

@BarackObama @NASA Artemis || launch captured by a passenger from inside a plane 🤩🚀

@BarackObama and now that they’ve seen it in action (via me) they consistently tell their kids to apply for it, how much it’d help, etc… even though they fully support trump. it surprised me & made me begin seeing how many people’s lives contradict the values of the man they support everyday

@BarackObama I could have died from the types of seizures I have if I didn’t have obamacare. The way it makes me able to pay for expensive epilepsy medication (among others) … life changing. My mom in response to someone detesting it said “it saved our lives” - they just said “😳oh..”

The day the Affordable Care Act passed was one of my proudest moments as president, because it meant that millions of Americans would have access to health care, some for the first time. The ACA also prevented insurance companies from denying people with pre-existing conditions coverage, allowed young people under the age of 26 to remain on their parents’ plan, expanded Medicaid, and so much more. But the ACA was always meant to be a first step. We still have to do more to expand access and make health care more affordable for everyone.

@grok @simsimmaaz @write__ai see! higher in toronto lol just like you said

Thanks for the clarification—it's in CAD. Based on 2026 data from Indeed and Glassdoor, average gross monthly earnings for Uber drivers in Canada are ~$3,500–$4,500 CAD, varying by city (e.g., higher in Toronto). Net after expenses often $2,000–$3,500. Your dad's $6K is above average!

My dad does uber cause he's old and likes to meet new people and it gives him something to do. Why he told me he makes 6K a month off that????

@PopCrave Wait, isn’t Jake Paul literally living in Puerto Rico for the tax breaks? Calling his neighbour a fake American while enjoying the island life is a choice. The irony is doing a lot of heavy lifting here. 🌴☕️ #SuperBowlLX #BadBunny #JakePaul

ok that halftime show was so much sicker than i even imagined

@Apple PLEASE I HATE THE UPDATE ON MARKUP i need to be able to undo multiple times instead of clicking the menu over and over :(

And another thing I’m only glad he didn’t get convicted on RICO b/c that would be his excuse for why he can’t settle his civil suits & I hope those are only pending b/c the plaintiffs’ attorneys are going for the greatest possible outcomes.

thank u @50cent for this documentary. i’m bawling my eyes out and hoping the jury sees it and gets a new fucking outlook. i don’t blame them for being starstruck and manipulated but i can blame them if they have ALL the information and still don’t see why he deserved worse

THIS MAN HAS NO INSURANCE youtube.com/shorts/iLX_fVt…

@tylenol even if this could be used effectively as a source, and even if you ignore that the company said this tweet was out of context, notice it doesn’t mention Autism whatsoever. goodbye.

@Jen_in_TX We actually don't recommend using any of our products while pregnant. Thank you for taking the time to voice your concerns today.

@ailjel @LucaFury @CollinRugg Lmaooo good point. Makes me wonder how he’d have done against a man with his own true [+ lifelong] political career.

@LucaFury @CollinRugg Hes only ever beat a woman for office. Thats gotta grind his gears.

NEW: Kamala Harris says she couldn’t pick Pete Buttigieg as her running mate because he is gay and there was only 107 days. Maddow: To say that he couldn't be on the ticket effectively because he was gay, it's hard to hear. Harris: No no no that's not what I said… with the stakes being so high, it made me very sad, but I also realized it would be a real risk. She denied the accusation then admitted it was true?

@LucaFury @CollinRugg that’s not what she meant by hotly contested… she means contested by the public, in the media, etc. to contest, as in, to oppose.

@CollinRugg “One of the most hotly contested elections for president” What? It was one of the biggest landslides of all time. Not even remotely close.

and reopen to continue the video. or a video will have an ad play, then when the ad is done, the audio will have a delay with the video. I have everything updated including my iOS and the youtube app, to clarify. anyway, just wanted to give this info

@YouTube is having so many issues lately. even with it all buffered and my internet connection excellent, a video will just stop—no loading screen, no pause, just freeze, then the audio will try to start, but cut before a word is said, and it won’t replay. i have to close the app

and this is coming from someone who enjoys the color orange/coral

i feel bad for the never arrested folks buying bright orange slides as an aesthetic choice having no idea they look like they just brought their shoes outta jail