John Cos

"If your tweet is over 140 characters there’s a 280% chance I’m not reading it" ~@jeffreyrem52

@ChicagoFire Cancel the deal @realDonaldTrump

Thank you for it all, Hugo ❤️ We have transferred Belgian forward Hugo Cuypers to Liga MX side Club de Fútbol Monterrey. #cf97

ladies and gentlemen, this is the moment you’ve waited for… 𝐰𝐞𝐥𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐛𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝟖𝟖‼️‼️

Finally.

@NSC_Stats @NashvilleSC

My wife has 7 friends at the game tonight. I will literally never forgive you if this continues @NashvilleSC

We actually have a 2nd amendment guaranteeing the right to guns. That includes Baloguns.

Hello @ChicagoFire

🚨💣 EXCLUSIVE: Robert Lewandowski to Chicago Fire, HERE WE GO! 🇺🇸 The Polish striker has agreed to join Chicago Fire after visiting the club and city two weeks ago. Lewandowski will sign early next week, ready for new chapter in MLS. Big move. 🔥🇵🇱

USMNT Midday Matchday 🇺🇸🍺

Opening Statement. 🇺🇸

All it took was literally the second hydration break for FOX to run too many commercials and miss some live action. Absolutely ridiculous conceit.

The end of an incredible journey with the Reds 👏❤️

The Cubs have won 10 in a row. The last time they had a longer winning streak, it was 2016.

@quattrobacon4 Waiting on some information. She may avoid the IR

You will never guess what she did at the gym #tradition

@Taylor_McGregor @JesseRogersESPN

#Cubs Cade Horton will have surgery on his UCL and miss the rest of the season.

Now on the menu for March: ONIONS.

At his peak, Jake Arrieta was the filthiest pitcher on the planet. 😳 93 seconds from his first no-hitter.

JACK HUGHES DELIVERS AMERICA'S GOLDEN MOMENT IN OVERTIME.

@mostlysports @clubtrillion @EBoKnowss

The motherfuckin’ boys @clubtrillion @EBoKnowss

CALEB WILLIAMS YOU ARE RIDICULOUS 📺: NBC