John Conmy

Reminder to all the conspiracy theorists claiming Georgia had hacked voting machines: Georgia uses paper ballots. You cannot hack paper.

@JohnRentoul He didn’t kill her, John. He doesn’t have to be funny, he just needs to be visible.

After the killing of Ann Widdecombe, Count Binface is suddenly a lot less funny independent.co.uk/voices/count-b…

I've been saying it for a while. Farage doesn't was this level of openness to scrutiny with the law on his shoulder. In the unlikely event that he became PM what would he do then? He couldn't operate how he does now, he couldn't grift, and he certainly doesn't want that.

“Nigel Farage’s attempts to distract from the investigations into his bungs, sir. Thousands of them.”

@PolitlcsGlobal @gorbalsgoebbels @guardian Cool 🤣

🚨🇫🇷 NEW: Keir Starmer has become the first ever British PM to be awarded the Légion d’honneur President Macron presented Starmer with the award in recognition of his work on security in Europe [@guardian]

US returns $81bn after Trump tariffs ruled illegal trib.al/HyxaKyc

Sir Keir Starmer should be offered a role as a Special Envoy for European Security, in which he can continue his work on the Coalition of the Willing, build on his relationship with President Zelenksyy, and provide much-needed continuity for Britain's European partners.

Lord Heseltine is right....

As you hear the latest news of Tory greed and corruption from the Covid inquiry, don’t forget that we had THREE pandemic preparedness exercises, the biggest, exercise Cygnus, in 2016. Findings showed the UK was scarily unprepared for a pandemic. The Tories didn’t just fail to act on the findings they refused to fully participate in the exercise including making life or death decisions. Ultimately, they favoured ideological austerity over replenishing stockpiles. Four years later Covid hit and instead of acting fast they thought about how their donors and mates could profit as our NHS workers used fucking BIN BAGS while attending to patients. To add insult to injury the fuckers partied and got coked off their tits in Westminster as millions died and suffered in isolation. Never forget what those scumbags did.

So now the truth is coming out - the 'demi god' Farage is above the level of protection offered to the likes of the Leader of the Opposition....... It really is a cult mentality Also highlights the lies from Reform and the line that he has always been refused security Farage refused taxpayer-funded security because it was ‘inadequate’ Reform UK decided to continue providing its own protection for Nigel Farage, rather than ‘gamble with his life’, a spokesperson said independent.co.uk/news/uk/politi…

Reform are spreading sex scandals already.. Is shocking 😲

@Edwina_Currie I agree with Edwina 👇😳😱

You don't get it James Marriott, do you? Voting for Count Binface isn't a joke. It's totally serious. It's about putting destroying Nigel Farage and destabilising the party he set up funded by his dodgy friends. thetimes.com/comment/column…

I agree with Edwina 👇😳😱

You encouraged people to murder people in a hotel they didn’t choose to be in. You haven’t a leg to stand on. I’m with Dan on this.

Does Farage say he’s not a part of the establishment because he’s never in Westminster?

I've opened a restaurant called "Peace And Quiet." Kids meals only $150.

The welcome Norway players got after landing back home