James D.

@FreightAlley I am sure they are struggling with the search.

I thought this was April Fools, but checked the date. It’s legit

@ShishirShelke1 Probably trying to use the damn search bar.

Artemis II crew is thousands of miles away from Earth And they’re asking ground crew for help because they have two versions of Microsoft Outlook open and neither is working This scene is now canon 😭

@jacob__titus The water in this basin is forbidden from leaving the basin by international treaty. If you think there is going to be issues with freshwater availability in the future, it is where you want to live.

Buy land in this basin.

@redeemed_zoomer Can I pre plan on schisming from your schism? I am sure there is some esoteric point completely not related to salvation that we disagree on?

Birthright citizenship isn’t complicated; the fringe is trying to make it sound complicated. This isn’t hard. 1. If the concern is illegal entry, enforce the border. We already spend billions on CBP and ICE. That’s an execution issue, not a constitutional one. 2. If the concern is birth tourism fix it directly: — Shorten B2 visa stays — Tighten screening at entry — Enforce visa intent rules These are policy levers fully within government control. You don’t rewrite the Constitution because enforcement is weak. C’mon man!

@JonMcK1647 This is me, except PCUSA.

I have known more than one ruling elder who should probably be minister but could not make it happen because they could not financially afford to do a career change as a family man in their 30s or 40s that would require a 3 year masters degree (even if they had free tuition). It's kind of a shame that there isn't a mechanism to solve this in the PCA other than "continue to work full time while neglecting your family to do 5 credit hours a semester and chip away at an internship." Most guys working full-time jobs with families are already really stretched thin and asking them to go down that path sounds like asking them to choose between the health of their family and a personal career aspiration.

@jaysonyork The worst one I’ve seen is called “the Harvest Bible Church“. I mean is this a church or a cult?

Unpopular pastoral opinion #18 The modern method of naming churches is so, so dumb The Well Energize Church Water’s Edge (I’ve lived this one) I don’t know the solution exactly, but I also know that these seem so contrived and fake

it's time

@Bombasotta It is well with my Soul.

What's your favorite hymn?

@GigaBasedDad Raised “culturally” catholic, now PCUSA Presbyterian.

Let's have fun here What Christian denomination are you right now? Under what Christian denomination were you raised? Curious to see the results

Reporter: If you could say something to Trump, what would it be? PA voter: You’re a worthless pile of sh*t. Reporter: How many times did you vote for him? PA voter: 3 times. That was my bad. Apparently I’m an idiot.

@JoshuaBarzon Every Sunday after offering at my PCUSA church.

The Doxology was written by Thomas Ken in 1674 as a closing verse for his morning and evening hymns. It is one of the most sung texts in the history of Christian worship. Four lines. Every person of the Trinity. The whole created order called to praise. Theology does not get more compressed than this.

@RevivedThoughts This is one of the many advantages of being in a historic denomination. The PCUSA has a church relatively close to almost anywhere we would vacation. It is really interesting to see how other churches in our denomination work. Being a big tent denomination there’s a wide variety.

Do you visit other churches when you go on vacation?

@redeemed_zoomer Can I ask what the cutoff size was to be included? Also was my church on the list … FPCP.net

I just received a list from a major conservative PCUSA pastor of the top 1,000 largest PCUSA churches and which of them are conservative (meaning, anti-abortion and no gay marraige) Apparently 171/1000 are conservative. Extrapolating that means 17% of the 8000 PCUSA churches are conservative. This is more than I thought, I thought it was like 10% The goal of @kingdompresbys is to find which churches those are and strengthen them so that when most of the denomination collapses, they will be the ones that are still standing.

@DonnieDetroit19 My Mach-e doesn’t notice.

This sucks

@emilykmay @bendreyfuss I have no idea why this is controversial at all. Seems pretty basic to me.

@bendreyfuss God is 100% the original they/them

I mean the more I think about it the more I think “God is nonbinary” isn’t crazy lol. Like, this is not Greek Mythology. God in the abrahamic sense is not out and about fucking chicks and shit. More of a perfect spirit. I don’t don’t know that a perfect spirit has a gender

@KellyGibb2506 Safety first!

I walk the line.

@TheMaineWonk My Mach-E has not noticed…

Just filled up in NWFL with regular grade gas. Yesterday: $2.83 Today: $3.39 Have you seen higher prices at the pump yet?

Germans when they realise they are not going to be blamed for World War III

Turns out, Never Trumpers were right about everything.