Jade☽

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Jade☽

@jdmrrs

internalising the tension in the cosmic air that i was born into and feeling out of place

Manchester Katılım Temmuz 2010

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Buck@Buck36043Buck·2d

Bitches be like Ohhh I’m so Mysterious and then get Drunk and Tell anyone that will Listen their Secrets

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latke@latkedelrey·12 May

when my depression gets really bad i feel like adriana in silvio’s car. does that make sense

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MICHELLEYROO@michelleyroo2·29 Nis

wow winona and i are just the same bc this has happened to me too!

Stranger News@StrangerNews11

Random fact of the day: The lead singer of Jamiroquai, Jay Kay, once broke up with Winona Ryder because her breasts were too big and she wanted to have sex all the time.

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Jade☽@jdmrrs·29 Nis

imdb better make user reviews public again!!!! i’m not interested in creating an account, who the hell do they think they are

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Jade☽@jdmrrs·26 Nis

someone said would you rather have chlamydia or do a hyrox. i’m not an idiot, get the antibiotics ready cause there’s absolutely no chance i’m ever doing a hyrox 😛

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fluttershy@hwrtyed·13 Nis

feeling really really out of control. i bet picking at my skin will help. i definitely won’t regret this

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Jade☽@jdmrrs·13 Nis

it’s so dumb that a blocked number can still leave you a voicemail. LEAVE ME ALONE OH MY GOD

GIF

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Jade☽@jdmrrs·12 Nis

get this man a pint

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Michaela@mimizima_·7 Nis

Being at work is like being in a horror movie where everyone loves AI

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Jade☽@jdmrrs·29 Mar

not my own mother using chatgpt to text me and she wonders why i choose not to speak to her like what’s not clicking

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emilie@emiliepfrank·24 Mar

this is when you go get a diet coke

W.E.B. DaBoi@Tyre_94

The most suicidal hour in the country is 2:30pm on a workday

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Jade☽@jdmrrs·22 Mar

BRING BACK VOGUE MENTHOLS drunk me yearns for a delicious skinny cigarette

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Vittorio@vittorioangelon·7 Mar

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culture@notgwendalupe·8 Mar

happy international women's day

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lusso@luusssso·5 Mar

Forever in awe of the Brutalist architecture of the Barbican Estate in London

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Laplace's Demon Core@girlmadeofwires·4 Mar

scully you're not gonna believe this

Lux@thisislux

once a fork touches pet food it is taken out of rotation permanently. it is ritually impure, it must never touch human food again or the gate to heaven will be blocked for you on the day of judgement

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a@aallleeexxxxxx1·4 Mar

at my desk silently saying “what the hell are you even talking about” every time i receive an email. even if it’s an email i understand and was expecting

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Jade☽@jdmrrs·2 Mar

lost a stone and i’m hearing nothing about it like what’s a girl gotta do to get some praise around here ?? somebody better tell me i’m skinny or ELSE

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B.M.@ireallyhateyou·28 Şub

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