Joseph Worrall

@CrestNicholson I am trying to get hold of MCS certificates which were sent to you, however they weren’t given to me when I moved in to my property. Can you please send me the certificates I need? Thanks

@DunelmUK hi, I’m trying to place an order on your website. Your website is offering a 10% discount code, however it isn’t being applied at checkout. Can you assist? Thanks

@CrestNicholson We had our snagging report carried out in March and we are still waiting for Crest to carry out the works! You spent hours with us saying you would repair everything on our list yet you have only addressed two issues. When will the rest be done? It’s ridiculous

This is nuts! #FRAvRSA

Wayne Riley ‘So Jordan, where are you gonna hit this one? Gonna go right or gonna go left. 60 yard wide fairway! Oooooh, call the police, he’s hit the fairway’ #RyderCup

@Ocado I ordered some plums online, and the packet says there should be 5, however you only delivered 4! What sort of world do we live in when this sort of monstrosity happens!

Even Stevie Wonder could see that was a red! #FRAvURU

@TheAA_UK Hi, I’ve broken down and been told nobody can get to me until 23:55. Can anyone get to me sooner?

@CallawayGolfEU I have a Callaway marvik 3 wood and it’s rusting really badly on the face. What can I do about this?

@BeatlesDubClub @Pubinthepark_ How many Morettis did you get through? Looked like a solid effort 🍺👩‍🦽💃🏼

Big love @Pubinthepark_ !! ❤️ Looking forward to joining you once again in Leamington Spa and St Albans!! 🎉

@CrestNicholson My window is still broken. It’s been broken since October. You keep saying someone will get in touch and get it fixed however it still isn’t fixed. Can you chase this up again and arrange to get it sorted?

@CrestNicholson My window has been broken since October. It’s ridiculous. Can you please chase it up and get it fixed?

This still hasn’t been resolved. Can you please get someone to fix it?

@CrestNicholson Can someone please get in touch with us about our house? We have been waiting for our window to be fixed since October and nothing has been done. We had an emergency call out last week when water was coming through the ceiling and nothing has been done.

@CrestNicholson Hi, we have been waiting for our window to be fixed since October. We keep getting told someone will be in touch but no one ever gets back to us. Can you please help?

@CrestNicholson Came downstairs to this this morning. I’ve sent you a dm. Can we please get these issues addressed?

@CrestNicholson My bedroom window has been broken since October and still not been fixed. My en-suite is leaking water into the kitchen ceiling. Your customer service agents are always in ‘meetings’. Can someone please help?

@altcoin_wizard7 @GNev2 The most ridiculous thing anyone has said ever 🤷🏻‍♂️

@GNev2 The more you think about it the more Harry Kane shouldn’t of taken that seccond penalty 😭

Ref is a joke!

@reigatebanstead @SurreyCouncil @SurreyCouncil Can you help?

@jdworrall Morning Joseph, If the drain is on the Highway it would be the responsibility of @SurreyCouncil. Further information can be found on Surrey County Council's website, including how to report the issue, here orlo.uk/QorIF. Thanks James

@reigatebanstead the drain outside my house is blocked and floods whenever it rains. I’ve tried unblocking it, however it’s full of tarmac underneath the mud. Can this be fixed?