Wavy Croket

Hero time starts … right now

Yes hallo I am burned and full of vril laugh it up while u can

I have tendency to fart in the elevator. It’s my space now.

@cimmerian_v Cobra woods are so hot idc what you niggers think

This is true

Just wandering streets of Honolulu finding the most decrepit and degenerative places asking homeless who are more attractive and less degenerative in the actual sense than the average fat retard tourist. Thinking about how if I lived here for 10 years, how my Mediterranean olive skin tone would develop. Thinking about the many native Hawaiian woman who could be suitable for offspring with their fit and tonned body. Maybe I never leave and be bum on beach and become golf pro here and inspire and uproot the average handicap with my hermetic golf knowledge. Going to play prestigious course tm. Anything less than an 80 I will sepuku myself by the blade of my snapped & jagged 4 iron.

The fact that BAP wrote this back in 2012 is legitimately hilarious. Truly a visionary.

@nyhingst @aidannonx P

@aidannonx It’s a beautiful personification of leftism. An unrecognizable clay monster with no roots or greater cause, just existing to claw at those above it. It’s whole existence is dedicated around being inferior in every possible way.

Realizing that in the south the black bartender with AirPods in talking to her baby daddy is analogous to how most things operates down here.

@ccmembersonly Tbf I always did this bc otherwise grown men wearing full flack jackets and body plates would never call hits. It’s why paintball is better despite the guns looking so weird.

@3jackbandit Wasn’t funny at all tbh. Gotta give it to him, made me like him less.

Can’t say I’m a big young dalt guy but I gotta give it to him, this was funny.

that girl with a tattoo between her tits would make a great mother for my kids

Can’t wait

@texaspeat Better yet neck. Tie a knot around your neck stand on an elevated surface and then step off. You should feel the some slight discomfort before total euphoria.

Better yet do some standing pole. Align yourself biotensegrally and release your tension into the ground. Open blocked pathways, allow the energy to flow freely.

@Mr_NateMurphy Used to work there, great spot.

Go to White Horse Tavern ✅ Order the lobster bisque ✅ Be a patriot ✅

Don’t even try to bull shit us brother HH

Man I need a cup of serious mud brother. HH

Go to your local demolition derby.

@Phil_Buckets1 @BrianSuttererMD It’s called seeing if you can put weight on your injured leg without feeling like someone kicked the back of your knee.

@BrianSuttererMD Isn’t there a quick test to see for the ACL? Like I have NEVER seen a us pro sports league where a player tore his ACL and was even really allowed to stand and test it out, let alone try to run onto the field again. Insanity. Spurs medical staff is a mess, injuries all over.

European soccer’s obsession with pain control sprays is something else.

@AG_Quizzes @tomandmartys Hook line and sinker

@tomandmartys @normiecog Are you for real ?

This is awful. Pick one. Royal Lytham, or St Annes. No one likes it when they do a multi-course rotation at the Amex or Torrey Pines. Now they are holding an Open Championship on two courses? Such bullshit.