Greg Halbert

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@offtheballbbc During hurricane bawbag, how many yards did my garden furniture, plants, and rubbish from my bins get blown into?

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@FEAE_KilliePod I ignored the game completely and made plans with the family. Everytime I've watched an away game from home or listened to the commentary we have been dire. You all are welcome

That’s the one we’ve been waiting for and the one the travelling support deserve. Fuckin magnificent 👏👏👏 Let’s create a bit of noise on Tuesday night and finish the job. Neil McCann deserves every bit of credit going to get us into this position. Looked dead in January.

@jhendy_10 I once typed "Get her telt!" And it autocorrected to Get her felt. Bit too forward in a post me too society

What's your most frustrating Scottish autocorrects? Doon = Soon Gawn = Fawn Dain = Rain Best one of today: Fkn nae way man = Fkn nae gay man Drives me mental

@offtheballbbc Stephen OreoDonnell, or Callum Slattery as he was a Jammy Dodger for getting away with the foul on Richard King?

Today our TOTW is the Biscuit XI - featuring Allan Preston, Andy Rich-tea, and Willie Crumb... Ppppick up your pen-guin, and get YOUR suggestions in below🖋👇🍪

@FEAE_KilliePod Thank god this was fake news, imagine scaring us that the openening scorer wasn't going to be in the squad. DEAS IS GOOD DEAS IS GOOD. TODAY ROBBIE DEAS WAS GOOD

🙇‍♂️ Spreading misinformation on pod…AGAIN. Deas isn’t suspended this weekend, believe he’s one 🟨 away from a suspension as it stands. We are truly sorry for the fake news.

@offtheballbbc What is the cumulative amount of time that players have been stood around waiting for a decision since the introduction of VAR in Scottish Football?

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@offtheballbbc In P2 I was holding the gym hall door open for the heedy bringing in equipment, when it closed over on my finger. I put it in my mouth to stop the blood and felt my bone with my tongue. The door took off the tip of my pinkie finger, and its still missing to this day (now 38)

PE Memories... 🤸‍♀️🏃‍♂️🪜What are your memories of PE during your time at school? 🤔

@offtheballbbc The team of the week wouldn't be able to play down at Sommerset as they are all soap dodgers down there

This Weeks Team of the Week is the Soap XI! 🧼🫧 Get your suggestions below or by text on 80295! 📲

@offtheballbbc When Celtic claimed they were working 24-7 to try win the league, what did Rangers claim they would work?

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@offtheballbbc How much stoppage time does the 4th official announce when Celtic have a comfortable 2 goal lead in the 89th minute?

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@offtheballbbc For Callum Slattery, Don't Stand So Close To Me.... Unless you want a red card

Today we're looking for a song by The Police to play us out, dedicated to someone or something in Scottish football!

@offtheballbbc Before 2012, what would rangers claim they had in the bank after reports that celtic had £90.5 million?

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Happy DVT day 🏆 On this day 14 years ago, Kilmarnock beat Celtic 1-0 at Hampden Park to lift the League Cup thanks to Dieter Van Tornhout's late winner. A special day in our history.

@FEAE_KilliePod Thought it was Polworths best game in the stripes this season, if not ever. Watson looked like his old self. Tish showed everyone why he is called the midfield controller. Stranger looked like a new signing. Cool and calm at the back winning most aerial duels. Mon the Killie

Tish with his best performance since the famous Mulumbu game tonight. An absolute baller when he’s at it. Brandon tremendous. Stanger as well. No failures at all though and our best result of the season Given ourselves a great chance to get out of this mess. Kick on from here

@offtheballbbc Nadir (fire) Chieftçi

This weeks Team of the Week is the Firemen XI... 🧑‍🚒 Hose Quitongo... Gustaf Ladderbielke... The JET (Jay Emmanuel Thomas)! Who else makes the team? 🤔

@offtheballbbc When is the only time that Barry Ferguson sings the correct words to the song Happy Birthday?

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@offtheballbbc What was the only thing I ended up getting doing my work experience in my uncle's ice cream van?

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@SPFLWatch @FEAE_KilliePod the content and engagement by the lads is fantastic. Well worth a monthly subscription and make you proud to support your club. I also subscribe to @GameGrumps for the nonsense

Question for people on here - do you subscribe to any Patreon’s and if so which ones do you sub to? Football or otherwise.

@offtheballbbc Roses are red Lillie's are white Off the ball is tedious And complete and utter...........tripe

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@offtheballbbc Roses are red Violets are blue A white sole is needed For a sportscene shoe