Diogenes of Sinopenopenope

@_iidontknoww Well at least this time it's not just before Christmas.

@jebgavin you’re being laid off for this with no severance

starting a RAAS (ragebait as a service) based company

@klara_sjo Ever gone to a kinetic sculpture race? kineticbaltimore.com (Baltimore's just my local one.)

The world needs more pointless whimsy.

@HawkeyeDodger @sondraa When later, you will discover they have all but destroyed your heart and that- according to the cardiologist, "you had so many blocked arteries, it looked like you were operating down a couple of chambers, and only alive because of a stubborn sinoatrial node."

@HawkeyeDodger @sondraa Now now, I can tell you from experience, there's a lot of foods out there that you'll see and/or eat and you'll think, "hrm, it's got gut ache written all over that one", however you should consider that at least some of those foods will do absolutely nothing to your gut...

For the third year in a row, the thread no one asked for… 2026 BALLPARK FOOD & DRINKS

@sondraa I am explicitly asking that you keep doing this.

If you think AI film can’t be art then explain this.

@HawkeyeDodger @sondraa I am struggling so much with the phrase "funnel-cake fried strawberry Uncrustable". It torments me for some reason.

@TheWapplehouse Y'know, I had to go and check- I don't think any of his album titles were puns. Major miss on his part. Best I could come up with was, "Pardon My French Horn". Feel free to have it, if it's not already spoken for.

The fact Chuck Mangione never made an album called Horn If You’re Honky seems criminal

@andyreed Alright. Got it out of my system. What's your updated ETC?

if you’re a pm and i send you this, it means i’m blocked from shipping

@_iidontknoww Honestly, yes, but given the time it's going to take to convene a committee to select a panel to trim down the presentations into a one pager, and then get both HR and Legal to weigh in and sign off on the truncated version, it'd probably just be easier to view the presentations.

@jebgavin Can you please make it short and share a one pager with me?

@_iidontknoww Well, you answered the question, so you knew enough to comply. Don't worry, all of this will be covered in our 247 presentations to orient you to the structure, familiarize you with protocols, and explain all the redundancies needed. These presentations will likely run long.

@jebgavin what’s compliance?

@Templarpilled Let the man cook. He's trying to take it on the chin, which- for a Hapsburg, could be fatal.

Only on the everything app can you bait a member of a centuries-old noble bloodline

THE WORLD IS NOT OUT TO GET YOU THAT'S PARANOID THINKING THERE ARE, AT MOST, THREE TO FIFTEEN PEOPLE OUT TO GET YOU

@ChaseMit Oh. Oh no. I just checked polymarket. I had a double on "Derrick Comedy" and "Donald Glover". I bet everything. I, took out another mortgage. My parents mortgaged the family farm we're going to lose the farm WE'RE GOING TO LOSE THE FAMILY FARM OH CRAP OH CRAP OH CRAP OH CRAP OH C

Zach Cregger first Whitest Kid U’Know to be thanked in an Oscars speech

Shiver in ecstasy! Researchers at the University of Switzerland have discovered the optimal way to bring together the seventeen most important constants in mathematics.

@yeeeerika Appreciate your looking out! It was such a good idea, I set a reminder myself. (I think today I'll have an omelette for supper.)

@jebgavin yes i just started mine (turkey burger with roasted sweet potato)

i love making dinner early on sunday. it tricks my brain into thinking i have more weekend :)

@yeeeerika Did you like this today, now to remind me to start my early dinner?

@yeeeerika I feel as though had I read this yesterday, or in four or five days, I wouldn't be as grumpy about the truth in it as I am reading it today, Monday.