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you call it substance abuse, i call it chemical romance

“HE BLEW A .000! HE WAS SOBER, IT WAS JUST A WHOOPSIE!” Bro I got friends who would blow a 0.200 and wouldn’t end up on the fucking side of their car 😭 Cmon now, it’s literally impossible to do this on a suburban street sober

@TMZ He looks like a caricature of a caricature.

👀 Shia LaBeouf was seen with his girlfriend after screaming at her in Rome... tmz.me/YWz7yMJ

@HustleBitch_ Focal length, you wouldn't understand

🚨 TIGER WOODS DUI MUGSHOTS — SOMETHING ISN’T RIGHT Both times: • Arrested for DUI • Blew 0.00 Same story. Nine years apart. Look at his eyes. What do you see?

@HustleBitch_ iPhone 4s v iPhone 17 pro

@CinemaTweets1 Just don’t. Nothing to gain from watching anything by von Trier.

I’m checking in to make sure you’ve seen Melancholia. If you haven’t seen Lars von Trier’s science fiction drama featuring Kirsten Dunst, the time is now. A random planet is about to collide with Earth & the story tracks two sisters trying to cope. You should see this movie.

@WallStreetMav It’s not worth it. Sheridan copy pasta slop

Everyone is saying Landman is worth watching. So I will try a few episodes this weekend.

@JohnnyMorlin Do people actually care about this stuff?

Liquid Glass on iOS and macOS are like they’re from different planets. OS 26.4

@mikitaposts Dude looks like Verstappen

Viktor Orban has facial features that are only found in Eastern Europe. If I see a dude out in public who looks like Viktor Orban, I can immediately tell he’s Eastern European. Anglos and other whites do not look like this.

@LauraLoomer @Tesla @elonmusk Typical retarded Loomer take

Tiger Woods wouldn’t have these issues if he drove a @Tesla with FSD. Just saying… @elonmusk

@Ceo_Branding @Breaking911 No love for dui

@Breaking911 Pause before you hate and instead Pray for Tiger. He gave us many great memories, he wowed us, and he's been in a spiral. If we can cheer for him when he has a golf club; we can cheer for him now to bounce back, become a better man, and be a role model. Why not?

🚨 BREAKING IMAGE: Tiger Woods at scene of rollover crash

@Breaking911 Well that’s disappointing. Idiot

Tiger Woods has been arrested for DUI following his car crash on Friday.

@Mileage_impo It’s the goat.

Mercedes E220d taxi in Singapore. The owner said the car is run almost 20 hours daily and has never had an engine overhaul or major problems.

@RapidResponse47 No they don’t want to get anything done. Hard truth

@marklevinshow Nobody asked you

Bring in Rubio or Witkoff/Kushner

@Massimo_71_ Er hat natürlich recht. Aber ich hab die beste Bolognese in Kroatien gegessen, mit Spaghetti 😂 Zu Hause köchelt die Bolo bei mir 6-8 Stunden und ich serviere sie mit hausgemachten Tagliatelle. Aber trotzdem kommt sie irgendwie nicht an das Gericht damals im Urlaub ran.

100% !!! Spaghetti Bolognese ist eine Erfindung von Dr. Oetker.

@Breaking911 @bennyjohnson Wow explosive

🚨 EXPLOSIVE: JD Vance confirms to @bennyjohnson that Ilhan Omar committed immigration fraud. Just wait until they implicate her her with billions in Somali healthcare fraud

@MyHamster_atX Nah teamwork

Wäre ich Christian Ulmen, würde ich Strafanzeige gegen Collien Fernandes stellen.

@joshua_landis Haha

❝Switzerland ordered some Tomahawks years ago. Now the US said they can't deliver them. So Switzerland said then we won't pay. The US have now seized the funds we paid for the F-35s (which we probably won't get as well) instead.❞ "Trust in the USA is suffering" The development has been poorly received in parliament. "It's infuriating when we halt payments and then the money is simply diverted," srf.ch/news/schweiz/z… via @srfnews

@DiscussingFilm Netflix. Too bad, I almost would want to watch it. Pass

First look at Michael Fassbender as Joe Kennedy Sr in an upcoming biopic series about the Kennedys. Described as the U.S. version of ‘The Crown’. Coming soon to Netflix.