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Pretend you're Les Dennis by putting your arm around a stranger at the train station while looking up at the departure board.

Fuck you an infinite number of times.

Amazon has officially begun auditions to cast the next James Bond. Who do you want to be the next James Bond?

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@naokiss 10 easy…. Those drums

Creatures Of The Night What rating would you give this album out of 🔟 ?

@_StonersRUs_ 1 night in Dublin on a Stag party!!!

How long would this last you? 🤔

@Drlove669 @Acaveda To be honest I could never get over that a bunch of teddy bears could defeat an empire in Return of the Jedi !

@Acaveda Sí pero la última con eso de que Rey es la nietina del Emperador me pareció otra sinvergonzonería más de Abrams. Ya no es 'hace mucho tiempo en una galaxia muy, muy lejana' ha pasado a ser 'muy lejana y muy, muy enana'. El incesto hace estragos en Tatooine.

Al final, tu película favorita de la saga es una cuestión de gustos y de nostalgia. Lo importante es que todas forman parte de un todo mayor, que es el universo galáctico de George Lucas, que tantos y tan buenos momentos nos ha dado. #StarWars

@FishwickDavid @LancsPolice @LancashireFRS Does it smell like toast?

I'm flying over Burnley, & the Warburtons factory & trucks are on Fire! The fire engines have just arrived! Let me know if you need anybody airlifted to the hospital! @LancsPolice & @LancashireFRS my helicopter can carry 5 & I'm available to help immediately! Hope everyone is safe.

This is what 65%+ disapproval looks like.

When’s Vera on ITV3 again?

@WhiteHouse If you have all the cards and you’re playing Uno, you’re losing you fucking moron.

@bob_robertnash @1972GoBlue My last purchase!

@1972GoBlue Close

Do you agree that this is Gene's best photo? #70sKISS

Woke up to this. What a beautiful way to start your day 🥰 Obey Robots - Porcupine youtu.be/U_jgPXdXKOs?si… via @YouTube

How Volodymr Zelenskyy manages to survive in a literal war without a ballroom to keep him safe is just shocking to me.

Don’t look back in Asda.

9 year old me going through the Argos catalogue when my mum asks what I want for Christmas

Me flicking through the menu at an Indian restaurant pretending to be open minded when I know full well I’m going to order the chicken tikka masala

@20th_Centurygal Vain opening for Skid Row

Who's the most surprising opening act you’ve seen blow the headliner away?

@ZiaYusufUK @Dominic2306

Starmer’s current Attorney General is a traitor to his country. He hounded innocent British troops as a blood sport, driving them to attempt suicide. A Reform government will ensure he faces the consequence of his actions. Nobody is above the law.

A street artist draws a work of art: "the invisibility of poverty." A masterpiece. The artist’s name is Kevin Lee!