Jeff Montery

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Jeff Montery

@jeff_montery

Delray Beach, FL Katılım Aralık 2015

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Jeff Montery@jeff_montery·5h

@SumioMondo666 @ViralityClips They obviously meant an analog clock. It wouldn’t be a challenge at all to draw a digital clock and make it say literally any time. The thing schools try to teach kids is how to read an analog clock with the big hand and little hand.

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The Searcher@SumioMondo666·7h

@ViralityClips If I were the kid's parent I would wreak havoc in the whole ministry of education to school them how brainless their teachers are so who are you to teach shit lol.

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Virality Clips@ViralityClips·23h

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Jeff Montery@jeff_montery·1d

@JayDook @KagedBeast33 @Bsamp51a @Bornakang That would be a major health violation.

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Jay Dook@JayDook·1d

@KagedBeast33 @Bsamp51a @Bornakang You’d be surprised. Most make you request fresh sheets, although they often don’t advertise this fact.

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Lancesico 🇱🇨@Bornakang·1d

Hotels have to do something about this

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Jeff Montery@jeff_montery·2d

@CFBONFOX @RJ_Young Wow. All power 5 schools. Real original…

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FOX College Football@CFBONFOX·2d

FOX Sports @RJ_Young just dropped his Post-Spring Top 25 📊 Did your team make the list?🤔

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Jeff Montery@jeff_montery·3d

@The_Cxge @ToxicMuch1 @GreenFieldData @LALMuse No. But Kennard needs to play defense with his feet, not his hands (or arms).

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The Cxge 🌴@The_Cxge·3d

@jeff_montery @ToxicMuch1 @GreenFieldData @LALMuse so Kennard needs to clear his path all the way to the basket? 🤣 #Genius

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LakersMuse@LALMuse·3d

LUKE KENNARD FLAGRANT FOUL 😳 Thank god he wasn’t ejected here

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Jeff Montery@jeff_montery·3d

@ToxicMuch1 @GreenFieldData @LALMuse You have to ask yourself what caused Caruso to go out of bounds? If it was Kenard, then it was a foul…even if the contact is minimal. Any contact that causes a violation is a foul.

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ToxicMuch@ToxicMuch1·3d

@GreenFieldData @LALMuse How is this even a foul to begin with

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Jeff Montery@jeff_montery·5d

@MarchMadnessMBB I’ve never seen a company ignore fans so blatantly. The fans are almost unanimously against this…probably about 97-98% against. Why won’t you listen to us when we are explicitly telling you “WE DON’T WANT THIS”!

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NCAA March Madness@MarchMadnessMBB·6d

The NCAA Tournament will officially expand to 76 teams starting in 2027. 👉 on.ncaa.com/MMExpansion

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Jeff Montery@jeff_montery·5 May

@btdostroker @SaganKemo @PhilMickelson Sounds like a personal problem.

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Stroker Ace@btdostroker·5 May

@SaganKemo @PhilMickelson My 7 year old nephew read this over my shoulder and now cannot stop saying that word. Shame on you, there are children around!

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Phil Mickelson@PhilMickelson·5 May

No more oil from the Middle East, skyrocketing gas prices, highest gas tax in the nation, jet fuel shortage, national security threat from CA’s policies, and marine life destruction from the largest natural seepage in the world. This is equivalent to the guy drowning trying to drown the guy saving him. The epitome of incompetent leadership right here.

Rob Bonta@AGRobBonta

We’re filing a motion for a preliminary injunction in an effort to block the Trump Administration from unlawfully greenlighting the restart of two CA onshore oil pipelines that are subject to State regulation and oversight. Unfortunately, California has seen first-hand the devastating environmental and public health impacts of coastal oil spills, yet the Trump Administration will stop at nothing to evade state regulation, which protects against these very disasters.

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Jeff Montery@jeff_montery·4 May

@JayanthSanku01 @HumansNoContext

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Jayanth@JayanthSanku01·3 May

@HumansNoContext It's not a joke guys, he might get a heart attack due to this

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NO CONTEXT HUMANS@HumansNoContext·3 May

this is so messed up

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Jeff Montery@jeff_montery·1 May

@WeavDaddy2 @IndividualH2 It’s funny. The Masters doesn’t seem to have a problem with crowds on Thursdays…

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Jonathan Weaver@WeavDaddy2·1 May

@IndividualH2 It’s Thursday loser

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IndividualH@IndividualH2·1 May

This will be the lowest rated television audience for a PGA tournament in history. Playing at a Trump venue is damaging to the tour’s brand. The only question is how much so.

Ron Filipkowski@RonFilipkowski

The crowd at the main grandstand around the 18th green at Trump Doral Miami today with Ricky Fowler and Colin Morikawa - two of the biggest stars on the PGA tour.

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Jeff Montery@jeff_montery·1 May

@trixie_belden @moyboy1984 @lorahmoe Haha. You haven’t been on low-cost airlines then. Happens all the time, and often flight attendants do nothing because they’re worried it will cause a scene.

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Trixie Belden@trixie_belden·1 May

@moyboy1984 @lorahmoe Absolutely no one on a plane plays a movie/show without earphones.

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lorah@lorahmoe·1 May

The woman on the plane next to me asked me to stop watching my show because she hasn’t seen this episode yet. Respectfully, NO.

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Jeff Montery@jeff_montery·1 May

@CarmichaelDave Tennis Channel manages to broadcast 12+ hours a day most days of the year. So I don’t really understand what NBC/Golf Channel’s problem is. Ultimately, I think it’s laziness, not anything to do with money. During US Open and Open sometimes you hear their commentators complain.

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Carmichael Dave@CarmichaelDave·1 May

Can someone explain why NBC (Golf Channel) pays hundreds of millions a year to broadcast PGA events, yet when I tune in during the week many of the biggest names have already finished their rounds? Why not just broadcast the entire thing? It’s free programming. On a GOLF channel

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Jeff Montery@jeff_montery·1 May

@rubyhillsales @CarmichaelDave Tennis Channel manages to do 12+ hours a day of coverage almost every single day of the year. Completely feasible.

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Shane Bohen@rubyhillsales·1 May

@CarmichaelDave To produce a watchable telecast you need producers, cameramen, commentators, on course commentators. To have this group performing 12 hours a day requires multiple teams and teamwork: NOT FEASIBLE

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Jeff Montery@jeff_montery·1 May

@PopCrave She would be pretty stupid to release another album right now. Life of a Showgirl qualifies for next year’s Grammys and this would too. Meaning voters would split votes between the two albums and ultimately she wouldn’t win AOTY.

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Pop Crave@PopCrave·30 Nis

A countdown has appeared on Taylor Swift’s website.

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Jeff Montery@jeff_montery·30 Nis

@RetrieverMan313 @Connormuldowney Listen to you idiotic logic. You would rather pay $100 a gallon every time at the pump because of something completely unrelated that has absolutely ZERO effect on you PERSONALLY.

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Supreme Golden Retriever 〽️🇺🇸🇮🇪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿@RetrieverMan313·30 Nis

@Connormuldowney I would pay $100 a gallon not to be flooded by illegals 🤷🏼 and I'm pretty damn poor

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Connor Meltdowney@Connormuldowney·30 Nis

what happened to all the idiots who voted for trump because of gas prices?

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Jeff Montery@jeff_montery·30 Nis

@mkoehler13039 @delicatewillows Sure they can. America’s Got Talent does it all the time.

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Matt@mkoehler13039·30 Nis

@delicatewillows They cannot legally: Secretly choose a winner in advance Manipulate votes or outcomes behind the scenes Lie to viewers about the legitimacy of the competition Doing that would risk lawsuits, FCC issues, and major reputational damage

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delicate🌙@delicatewillows·30 Nis

There’s no way that wasn’t a rigged coin btw #Survivor50

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Jeff Montery@jeff_montery·29 Nis

@nylonstalker @sciencegirl

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nylonstalker 🇿🇦@nylonstalker·28 Nis

@sciencegirl Dude ruined a percectly good stick!😡

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Science girl@sciencegirl·28 Nis

How different actors fall 📹 daniellabelle1

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Jeff Montery@jeff_montery·28 Nis

@drew010807 @ImGinnyRobinson Yes, this is generated. (I mean it’s a real video of PSY but with her body in his place). But it’s really not that far off from the shit she usually does which is kind of the point.

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Andrew@drew010807·28 Nis

@ImGinnyRobinson This is a completely ai generated video and false

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Ginny Robinson@ImGinnyRobinson·27 Nis

This video of Erika Kirk always fries me because like if she really wants to “just go home” HOW COME SHE NEVER DOES? IT’S NOT LIKE WE’RE BEGGING FOR HER TO HOST ANYTHING OR GO TO THESE EVENTS. JUST GO HOME, ERIKA. UNFORTUNATELY NONE OF US LIKE YOU.

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Jeff Montery@jeff_montery·28 Nis

@JEGSpro @PaulaKick10 @Breaking911 He had 1 and a half going into this sketch being filmed. Not 16. And it was staged anyway 🤷‍♂️

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J.E.G.Simmons (JegsDinoGod)@JEGSpro·27 Nis

@PaulaKick10 @Breaking911 His age? Dude hes had like 16 attempts on his life.

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Breaking911@Breaking911·27 Nis

Jimmy Kimmel: "Our First Lady is here. Mrs. Trump… you have a glow like an expectant widow."

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Jeff Montery@jeff_montery·28 Nis

@Big12Pokes @Breaking911 How quickly we forget that this sketch aired before the real WHCD. So 2 times. And the one at the golf course was practically nothing. So really only once. Also, “attacked” is a stretch when it was staged.

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