Jeff

You weren’t meant to see this...

Okay but how cool would it be if you could tweet in Comic Sans??

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@csefoster What about Swiss guys?

thought that my type was tall brunette guys w a nice smile, turns out looks don’t matter, it is any guy that makes me feel insecure!

@jackyalton I have the pression

You are without a doubt, the worst pirate I ever heard of.

@cursed_monk Soylent green for everyone!

Dunno who needs to hear this, but people suffering from food insecurity are human beings, and they probably don't want your canned pumpkin pie filling that's been in the back of your pantry for 3 years.

Dora is a Spanish witch

@carter_conway_ Going to miss the suits though .... ICONIC

Ya donny could have worded that better but just remember, the people who are mad about it are probably the ones who voted for our pm who went black face 3 times, threw an elbow at a lady in the HOC and wore preposterous clothes in India...

“Little bit of gin and jam ain’t hurt nobody”

“That girl is so far out of my league that I feel comfortable talking to her...” -Sauce

Need a T-14 hyperdrive generator... anyone have one In stock? Asking for a friend #jedimindtricks

@abbygov To know directions

@squattinlobstr @djfuckedurdad How’s it that lame 😂?

@Noodlz234 @djfuckedurdad Cmon Jeff, dont be lame.

I just took a D N A test, turns out GMOs are 1 0 0 % SAFE! #SupportAg

Chicks absolutely love bottom 6 forwards with big meaty barrels

@Noodlz234 Picture please

Waking out of class in your Canada goose jackets to fight climate change.... that’ll sure show those oil companies 😂

@makdaghezehei Is it becuase he’s Jewish?