you're sexier in a mask 🏳️‍🌈

Trump's private army can't wear their masks in airports. Take as many pictures and videos of these traitors as you can! When Trump is gone and order is restored, we must investigate and prosecute every ICE thug. From the highest brass to the lowest field agent.

Even Inflatable Tube Man is embarrassed.

Raping children wasn't the dealbreaker for MAGA. It was gas prices.

🚨BREAKING: Donald Trump may ‘unsanction’ Iranian oil to ease pressure on markets. LMAOOOO, how do u go from “unconditional surrender” to “we are unsanctioning your oil” in 2 weeks. America is a joke 😂.

You IDIOTS elected a conman to presidency, not once but twice, and now look at you. Can’t afford gas, farms going bankrupt, masked men shooting Americans in the streets, and your kids are dying in Iran to distract from the EPSTEIN Files. While his family makes BILLIONS. DUMBASSES

We’re here! We’re queer! We’re better than you!

@hignfyus Maybe it's time to switch to a broadcaster interested in building an audience for what is an excellent hour of comedy. Starting to feel like @cnn is trying to prevent an audience - nothing on @cnn tonight warranted this being preempted.

A NEW episode with Comedians @moshekasher & @OphiraE is exclusively available to stream on the CNN app at 9p ET TONIGHT.

@hignfyus @moshekasher @OphiraE Of all the TV shows not on @cnn this would easily be one of the best. After 167 hours of breathless "breaking" news flogging the same horses (a shooting! an invasion! a terrorist attack!) we can't have just one hour of laughs.

TONIGHT!! Comedians @moshekasher & @OphiraE join the panel for an ALL NEW episode of #HIGNFY. Due to the current news cycle, stream tonight's episode on the CNN app!

When it comes to press releases, this in the GOAT conversation:

Our Manager Greg has crossed the street and joined Zellers Canada. We are disappointed in his decision.

Look at the picture below. This is a three million dollar missile from a two hundred million dollar jet that costs twenty thousand an hour to fly. They use it to destroy people who live on ten dollars a day. The world is truly sick.

Sad day in Canadian history…🫡

Good Morning MAGA - Did you know…. In the last 4 years - 8 American women were tragically killed by Undocumented Immigrants. Fucking Unacceptable Right! What’s Even Worse…. An Average of 70 Women A Month Are Killed By White American Men! Where the fuck is your outrage? (Google it assholes.)

Conservative Windsor MPP says they have to cut OSAP or else they’ll “run out of money.” Next day Ford is announcing an artificial island. “No you don’t understand, if we don’t cut OSAP we can’t build the artificial island!!”

Iran is not the reason America is collapsing. Your opioids are. Your prisons are. Your debt is. Your shootings are. Your elites are. Your Epstein-era impunity is. Stop outsourcing your shame to foreigners.

Ontario: Can we have some MRI machines and nurses please? Doug Ford: