Shaun Jeffries
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Why, #bbcsport, did you spend an hour and a half telling us how historic the 50km cross country skiing was only to then stop the coverage with half an hour to go? Surely that potential Norwegian 1 2 3 trumped the 2nd round of the bobsleigh. #BBCWinterOlympics
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It doesn't seem to matter how much #BBCSport's Winter Olympics coverage I watch, I'm still taken by surprise every time a drone appears. #Olympics2026
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@gfpaterson Call My Bluff followed by Face The Music on @BBCFour. Torpor inducing, but for the fascination I'm feeling for what was undoubtedly the golden age of the combover.
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I hate myself for this, but when #TheChase contestants are asked what they do and they begin their answer with 'So' it irritates me. Unnecessary! There, I've said it. You can hate me too now.
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@bbc5live This morning at four fifty
I took her rather nifty
Down to an incubator
Where thirty minutes later
She gave birth to a daughter. Up The Junction - Squeeze.
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🚨 It's Mixtape time!
📅 As the end of year countdown approaches, tonight's theme is - time references!
🎶 Which songs mention a specific time of day? 🕒
Let's hear 'em!👇
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@prodnose If you're finding the relative location of body parts confusing isn't it traditionally your arse and your elbow that you should be trying to find?
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One of the first things I ever observed on radio. People always say "head over heels in love"
But your head is ALWAYS over your heels. Shouldn't it be "heels over head"?
Oh, I am on tour with way better stuff in 2026, believe me.
dannybakerstore.com
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Katie Melua mangling White Christmas; better if we'd had a silent night. #RoyalCarols
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#Isitok That Rachel Reeves referred to Nus Ghani as 'Madame' Deputy Speaker throughout her budget speech, like she's a modern day Cynthia Payne? She was very strict.
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I'm as English as they come, but #SCODEN had me leaping off the sofa. A World Cup is a better event with a full complement of British qualifiers. 🇬🇧
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WHAT was your grandmother's name...
I'm looking for a vintage girl's name.
Not Doris.
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Anyone else saying the words '& Pliers' in their head every time the Greek goalkeeper's name is mentioned? Tease me! Tease me! #Vlachodimos #GRESCO
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@KirstieMAllsopp It's all just Attention, Attention, Attention.
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Couldn’t agree more, if you want to debate do it openly and honestly.
Michael Rosen 💙💙🎓🎓 NICE 爷爷@MichaelRosenYes
I have explained several times here that there really is no point in posting tweets at me that are a) anonymous and b) hostile or abusive. Anonymous tweets have no legal or moral value as the tweeter could be a bot, a criminal, a false flag, an agent provocateur etc.
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You've got to hand it to #RobbieWilliams on #TheGNShow. The music act usually perches on the far end of the sofa, but the Hollywood stars all had to shuffle along for him.
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What are your first thoughts when you see this breakfast
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I noticed during #Trump's state visit banquet speech that, since his brush with an assassin's bullet, he now carries a spare ear.
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The #LastNightOfTheProms takes place halfway through September, but for me, it will always mark a melancholy end of summer. I know it's a load of jingoistic, middle-class old nonsense, but that's outweighed by fond childhood memories of watching it with my late parents. 🇬🇧🎼
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