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To my son, age 11: Today you beat me at Mario Kart. There is nothing more I can teach you. Farewell.

@chickie444 Incorrect challenges. (If they're right they get to keep it. So would only light up on tv screen for an incorrect.)

I have been a baseball fan for over 40 years, but I don't know what this graphic is..... (Don't roast me)

@TheRewatchables @BillSimmons @BillSimmons new category... The Van Lathan's Dad award for scene that makes you say GOD DAMN

'Wild Things': The erotic thriller for the MTV generation

🚨🚨Please reply with your favorite 49er cope that you’ve seen 🚨🚨 I will read the best submissions on the show later.

@wrongopinionman Right?

Dismantle your 10 win team for no reason sure Even better, extend the GM who did it before the season starts

@Fatal_RecoilCOD @EvanHillHB

@EvanHillHB Not happening sweetheart!

I have a proposal. What.... what if the Seahawks ran the fucking table?

The Pats are fine. Played two crunch-time games with Buffalo and went 1-1. Can still get the 2-seed. Williams and Campbell coming back in January.

@MyFantasyLeague Your website only allows tickets to be submitted when you've chosen a league. There isn't an option for sending tickets outside of that, from what I could find

@jeffschell75 Ticket to our Help Center works best

@MyFantasyLeague Hi. I need to reset my API registration back to status where I can click renew. I accidentally clicked renew with old mobile carrier chosen in my profile. Who can I contact?

[smoke-filled backroom] Big Bun (takes a cigarette drag): So its agreed then? We'll do 8. Big Burger: And we'll do 6. Big Hot Dog (eating a hot dog, nods solemnly)

For Christmas I'm giving my kids an ex-box!

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So to summarize: In order to validate my API, I need a validation code. In order to get a validation code, the website needs to know my cell carrier. In order to let the website know my cell carrier, I need to be able to choose mint mobile in the user profile.

The reason, btw, that I'm trying to set mint mobile as my cell phone carrier, is because I'm trying to do my annual API validation for my web app. And with the wrong cell carrier, I'm not getting the validation code.

@MyFantasyLeague Need support help. Everytime I try to submit support ticket, it says "Error - no league selected"

@BillSimmons @TheRewatchables @ChrisRyan77 @SeanFennessey I'm so glad you did this movie. Great choice. Thank you. Thanks for my free episode.

New @TheRewatchables — ‘The Last Days of Disco’ 25 years later w/ me and those yuppie scums @ChrisRyan77 + @SeanFennessey. open.spotify.com/episode/5diUku…

@chrissmouse @MicrosoftHelps Same!

Hey @MicrosoftHelps looks like Microsoft Family Safety is down this morning. Any ETA on restoring it?

Alright, society. Settle down with the crumbled Oreos on everything.

Does anyone know of a good website where I can get a shirt and then also two emails every day for the rest of my life?