Jefferson Tsang

@ThatKevinSmith thanks, that put a smile on my face this morning!

The greatest trick Skynet ever pulled was convincing the world it didn't change its name to Google.

Earn your credentials as an online hard rocker by getting wasted at your computer and trashing a hotel’s comments page #OnionMusicTips

@pattonoswalt Neither. It was a spinoff of the $100,000 Pyramid.

@mindykaling Hah! I can't either. But in all fairness I can't tell Willow or Jaden Smith apart either.

@pattonoswalt Ratt-atouille

@BRIANMBENDIS Bendis is the best guest. In Charlotte he had cookies for the hundreds of people waiting for signatures. Who DOES that?

@JoeQuesada I want one, too! There has to some uber fan that made one in their garage.

@FisolaNYDN Lee got props 4 being the only plyr 2 show up 4 work. He lessened the pain 4 us, bt it was only a bandaid, and we needed surgery

@pattonoswalt Why don't you say what you really want: a sex slave.

@GoogleVentures Who can I contact about pitching requirements? Any help would be appreciated.

Really psyched for the George W Bush book that comes out today, just kidding he's a shithead. (via @mrAdamScott)

@BRIANMBENDIS I've never cared about any version of Moon Knight before, but I will now! Awesome!

@pattonoswalt Rescuers were stunned when a 34th person climbed thru the shaft. Magician David Blaine emerged and immed. pronounced "Ta Da!"

@sethmeyers21 the 34th miner would be David Blaine, who would crawl out and immediately proclaim "Ta Da!".

@ThatKevinSmith Also, today was your last time whacking off in your 30's. Hope it was sentimental.

Picking up the iPhone 4 today!!! Find me on words with friends at jefftsang

@ElizabethBanks Go red!

@BRIANMBENDIS spicy chicken sandwich.....mmmm