Jeff Wartman

sorry not sorry, the gonzo tapes on @nugsnet are hot @goosetheband

@grpwins GRP, you mother puts a roof over your head, allows you to borrow her car whenever you want to gamble, and you use her money to pay for your groceries. The least you can do is put a little thought into a gift to show her you appreciate her.

My Moms gift was worthless!

@grpwins Buy your mother a real Mother’s Day gift GRP, she deserves it.

I just got my Mom her Mothers Day gift. I never give up an edge, if she wins I win!

@real_fats spot on Fats

You have told us that because of the Charlotte bets, you are without a doubt a career winner. That doesn't translate to being a long-term winner. Your goal is to be long-term transparent and let people judge for themselves how good or bad they think you are. For the record, you already know that the better a person tells are, the less likely they are to be that good, and you are no exception.

@ChrisCillizza “once in a while you get shown the light in the strangest of places if you look at it right”

Name me a better lyric: “If dreams were lightning/And thunder was desire/This old house would’ve burned down/ A long time ago”

@APompliano This is an example of someone who doesn’t understand numbers. Average is a silly measure in this case. Median, a much more instructive measure, shows the total opposite of your thesis.

The average American has about $5,700 in gold jewelry sitting around their home. Unvault has created a streamlined way to understand what you own, then you can choose to safely sell the gold. This could be incredibly impactful for a family.

@OhioTate @StoolAfterDark This is over. @Blutman27 can just replay every college football game for the last 10 years in his head. He’ll just be chillin watching college football on his brain. W Blutman

Contestants: Mintzy Annika Rico Tommy Klemmer Doitche Spider Mikey Bets Dana Beers Katic Nate Meek Phil Ella Grif Megan Makin Money Connor Burns Hannah Montoya White Sox Dave Wonton Don Nicky Smokes Reed Blutman Dante (and anyone you convince to join before Monday) WHO WINS?

@NUCLRGOLF @tyschmit

🧱🎉🫨 #THE BLOCK PARTY CONTINUES — Michael Block has qualified for the 2026 PGA Championship at Aronimink after securing a Top 20 finish at the PGA Professional Championship at Bandon Dunes, firing a final round 69 (-3 | T9)

Putting it out into the universe: dream Goose cover song for MSG is Pink Floyd’s Echoes. @goosetheband

@barstoolspringb can we get a verdict here @dieworkwear

Is this crushed linen?

HAPPY DRAFT DAY FELLAS

didn’t know he knew ball like that

@shiri_shh @Kellen_the_man certainly might be a lead gen play - but these agents aren’t closing the sale.

someone built an OpenClaw agent that SELLS pool installations on autopilot. finds $500k–$1.2M homes without pools renders a pool in their backyard and mails a before/after postcard.

@SMB_Attorney Bizarre take from a guy who talks about optimizing for family time, which was Rory’s point. Use whatever resources you have available to you to maximize time with family - and clearly he’s in a great mental place.

What a jerk. I hope he falls apart. These other guys all deserve it more.

@JeffreyBenson12 any ETA on Circa posting NFL win totals in Illinois?

@RapSheet Matt Ryan is on record stating the opposite. How can the league say that with a straight face?

The #Bears have been lobbying for draft pick compensation following the hire of Ian Cunningham as #Falcons GM. Today, the NFL responded stating there will be no picks coming: “The matter is now closed following the club’s appeal. The NFL informed the Bears today they will not receive compensatory picks. The policy is designed to provide picks for the Primary Football Executive position. The League determined Mr. Cunningham did not fill that role with the Falcons as it is defined in League rules.”

@grpwins white castle is elite, george

WC has been overrated for decades. Just a matter of time before Subway starts closing hundreds of stores.

@MikeIsaac hell yea king

getting a butter bell legit changed my life im putting softened butter on everything i own jamon beurre for days 🧈 🍖

@jacksettleman wtf

Ordered an Italian sub and figured it’d have all the goods (dressing, onions, lettuce, tomato). Came with none. Am I insane or is this insane?