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@BBQBoilermakers @mrcoffeedea Morning Dano! 🍺🥃😂

@mrcoffeedea Good morning Dave ☕️🇺🇸

Good morning y'all, happy Tuesday, up and at 'em !!

@mrcoffeedea Morning Dave. BDOTW! Venison tacos? 😂🌮👊🏻🔥☕️☀️🇺🇸

@soflobobbijo Morning BJ. 5/5 Tacos and tequila!

Good Morning🩵☕️ Happy 5/5🍹🌮🪅 Have A Fabulous Day!💙

@GaryPatriot1776 Morning Gary. Rubio cracks me up!

Morning 🇺🇸US forces engage Iranian fire in key oil route as Trump moves ahead with “Project Freedom” 🇺🇸Trump trolls democrats about leaving office in 8-9 years…Do it!👏🤣Rubio to host White House press briefing today filling in for Karoline Leavitt.👍Giuliani improving💯LG🇺🇸

@tdgator9 FFS… Just order an avocado. 🤣🤣

Predictable Connecticut palate

@C_3C_3 Ghey. 🤣🤣🤣

Travis Kelce looks absurd.

@tdgator9 TD… that is so wrong! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Billy glare

@sweetcarolinatv Beautiful place. I’m so glad Larry was there to help you find the place. Very special. Enjoy!

I can’t tell you how good it feels to come home and have something to sit on other than a bed. I’ve been going through a 3 month renovation. All the work is supposed to be done on Friday. Remaining furnishings delivered by the end of May. Feeling at peace for a change of pace

@EricLDaugh You’re dealing with people who don’t care. They’d rather die.

🚨 NOW: President Trump reveals Iran's oil drilling is about to LITERALLY EXPLODE because they're about to run out of storage "They're going to have a natural explosion of their oil. That's going to make it impossible for them to really recover from!" "They have a problem coming up because they have it's a very explosive situation in a lot of different ways." "You know, their oil, when you turn off the oil underground and the mechanical, too, but underground has a tendency in like almost 100 percent of the cases to literally explode and just destroy everything around it. And you can never get that oil again." "In other words, you could get back 30 to 40 percent, but it could never be like it is right now. It does tremendous damage to the oil system in a country if that happens." TRUMP HAS THE CARDS. Can't outlast him.

@southgrace427 Oh Grace. I’m sorry. Go cortisone epidural first before an emg. Something to consider.

Sometimes a Memory Pic has perfect timing.. I tried to hold tears... And my Ass still holds holds them... I'm getting a nerve test next....my mom just told me they suck... LOL Mom... I'm not afraid to cry.... LOL...

@stoolgambling @MeganMakinMoney Tampa

What is the largest city in the United States without a big four sports team?

@1realFormula Gold

You get $75M and 30 minutes to spend it… No cars, no houses, no stocks. What are you panic-buying?

@martydamus @miles_commodore He needed 17 beers to take 3 kids to a ballgame.

@miles_commodore Three kids … and you had 17 beers? 🤔🤡😂

Oh my!

@southgrace427 Where did you hurt her? 🤣🤣🤣💥🖕🏼🔥🎯

Dolly...we all love you...take care of yourself...I can't wait to see you soon....and maybe you can enlighten your nasty American Hating Sister...Fuck Stella Parton

@SenWarren If you have an issue, change the tax code. Until then, shut up.

If Jeff Bezos can drop $10 million to sponsor the Met Gala, he can afford to pay his fair share in taxes.

@Hania16836 I’d take the $20 back and leave.

Kaleb and I went out for dinner last night and I left a $20 tip on a $125 bill. The waiter didn't take it well and told us we shouldn't be going out to eat if we can't afford to tip at least 50. Now we're wondering if $20 isn't really enough.

@Halo_chains It’s awesome this happens in Africa.

@southgrace427 Business travel is sooo glamorous! At least you got a good sleep. 🤣🤣🤣

Love this memory pic...and it's one of my favorite Work Shit Stories... So if you've heard it....listen anyway...LMFAO... So me and a friend flying out of Dublin to NYC... We get to the airport and it's delayed...by hours... So we find a booth in an Irish Bar and order some Guinness... Flight's now cancelled...so we go check in for the next flight...6 more hours... Dublin's not a huge airport...we have are Guinness Booth and we take turns going and shopping the stores...We're trading against Euros...but WTF.... I think we had a 12 hour airport experience.... 2 full Meals...I think 2 drunks and lots of water... I apparently lost my shoes but kept my newly purchased Irish woolies...lmfao We bought out the airport...I think trashed when we boarded Aer Lingus...Slept the entire 8 hours.... But landed in Toronto...WTF happened... A day later back in LAX via Chicago... True Cluster Fuck of a Trip....But a Fun One... LMFAO...My shoes My shoes.. 😂😂😂🖕✖️✖️🥃🥃🪻🙄

@mrcoffeedea Congrats, brother!

@jemctag That was tough ....lol this one got me

Ok Dad, hold it together here 😂😂

@gofishh77 Wow! Northwest Highway, Dallas.

Does anyone know who Papa is? He is out here owning these streets. String of Pappa restaurants all grouped together. Good morning X.