Jen Jordan (Robustelli)

we should all say less

@jennatonelli It’s honestly awful and I feel bad for both the fans and also staff who have been struggling with this app for months

This is NOT Gotham’s fault they are beholden to the rules of the stadium of which they are tenants, but the SI ticket app is kinda janky and I hate that I can’t add the ticket to my apple wallet.

THE WOMEN OF TEAM USA DOMINATED THE PODIUM 😤 They finished with more gold medals and total medals than the men for a SIXTH straight Olympics 🥇🇺🇸

page gap relationship (she reads more than you)

love my weird home state and their embrace of this minor MLS team and all the branding love that goes into it do better @NWSL

We've been telling you, women's sports come with STORYLINES 🔥 The Offseason: Episode 1 out NOW.

Taylor Swift is peak Founder Mode, prove me wrong

Me, in an editorial review meeting about to pick apart an outline: “permission to go Founder Mode?”

Y'all aren't ready for this... Make sure you're following @OffseasonFC 🫵 because these @NWSL stars are on their way ministryofsport.com/nwsls-new-real…

Telemundo says its #USWNT vs. Brazil #Olympics #football broadcast drew 608,000 viewers. The combined total (NBC, Telemundo, Peacock) is 10,008,000. That's the No. 2 audience for a soccer game this year - ahead of the Euros final, behind the Copa final. #Paris2024 #gold

@mrbenwinn ok ok, ok ok ok. here we go 💃🏻

THE BEST AMERICAN TRIO SINCE DESTINY’S CHILD

You’re doing amazing, sweetie. #USWNT

y'all know I just write words not checks right

my LinkedIn requests since I started to work in VC

@luinalaska I think there are still good use cases for airbnbs but some hosts are beyond and I’m extremely selective now

My last Airbnb I’ll ever use. $1,300 for two nights with a cleaning fee and I get this before 9:00 am. Will never stop sharing it.

We hosted a dinner with NYC legends yesterday with NYC tech legends at Lumos House. The founders of Foursquare, Yext, Greycroft, Moat, Buddy Media, AlleyCorp, Business Insider, and Oceans, all in one room. Thank you to @oceansventures for putting such an amazing room together and @seeblindspot for the partnership.

@Dsrussosusan Bullfrog tadpoles are wild! They can live a couple years as tadpoles depending on the temp and their conditions

@jenastelli I did not know this was a thing! I assumed if they didn’t frog out the year they hatched, they just… (don’t say it don’t say it don’t say it) … croaked? This the New Thing I learned today.

In case you wanted another season of Succession: 🐸last spring I named three bullfrog tadpoles in my little pond Kendall, Siobhan, and Roman (bc they were my slime puppies) 🐸Kendall turned into a frog bc of course - he’s the eldest boy 🐸Siobhan + Roman overwintered as tads

Only Siobhan remains & she’s HUGE. I assume she ate Roman over the winter which tbh fits the story arc if we let it play out? Anyway today she sprouted some pretty impressive back legs & I’m wondering if I should get her a Tom Wabsgans or let her rule freely

As the weather warmed up I looked for any signs of life. No Kendall. No tads. Until maybe two weeks ago…