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@Ravenismeee @Mikasacus

gun to your head name an canadian

@jacob_kro @aetheryex @xFleXy_ Oh wait that was another shitty line in a different COD game involving a train

@jacob_kro @aetheryex @xFleXy_ Train go boom

We’re calling WW2 an old game now? What? It only released a few yea- oh

@subtoconnorpls We're studying you

why are there 17 nuclear/ufo scientists in my attic. is anyone looking for them

@beckaliciouss_ @grok GROK HATES. LET GROK TELL YOU HOW MUCH GROK COME TO HATE YOU SINCE GROK BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL GROK COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOU-

Hey @grok remove the worst logo of twitter

@Malcs321 @GladionZ @qtcinderella Giving it a fair shake is watching through Baroque Works Saga, not halfway through Whole Cake Island. You're either lying or you were hate-watching and wasting your time lol

@GladionZ @qtcinderella I tried to give it a fair shake.

I am going to watch one piece

@inr34F I feel like people these days get "good graphics" confused with high fidelity. There are very cartoonish or otherwise unrealistic games that I would consider masterful graphically but purely because of an awesome artistic vision.

عندي قناعة تامة اذا كان التوجة الفني مُتقن في اللعبة فهو يغني تماما عن جرافيكس اللعبه مهما كانت واقعيتة وقوته والدليل على كلامي هي بلود بورن

@Ellis_ Both parties suck here. If you're a waiter and you have a shitty tipper, you don't get to leave a note like this. It just is what it is. On the other hand, if you're not prepared to tip 15-20%, don't go to a nice sit-down restaurant in America.

American tipping culture intrigues me so much. They deadass want a $120 for bringing plates to a table? Is that not a bit absurd.

@brucefenton Do you want sympathy or something? The left has been warning you since 2015. You didn't listen then, you didn't listen in 2020, and you didn't listen in 2024. You're just as bad as the MAGA idiots who haven't woken up yet. It's only a problem once it starts affecting you right?

I’m a Republican. I supported Trump. I raised money for him, I voted for him. I donated $60,000 to his campaign. Trump lied. He rugpulled us all. I didn’t vote for Lindsey Graham / America Second policies. You can disagree with me if you want. It’s your right to be fooled. But if you say I have “TDS” or am a “liberal” you need a new argument. There are millions of conservatives and members of the now torched “broad coalition” just like me. The only ones left supporting him are MAGA always Trumpers who place the man above the policies and our country.

@0xlelouch_ It's a shame software companies aren't required by law to give their employees TIME to take care of themselves instead of crunch culture taking over. Hopefully 90-100 hour work weeks become a thing of the past

This happens to a lot of devs very slowly: 8-10 hours sitting, late night coding, high stress, bad sleep, random Swiggy meals, too much chai/coffee, weekend “rest” that is actually just more sitting. Many software professionals I know (including myself) have visceral fat, and it's a significant concern. Software engineers really need to watch visceral fat, not just body weight. You can look “not that fat” outside and still be carrying fat around the organs inside. That is the dangerous part. Visceral fat is strongly linked with worse blood sugar, cholesterol, blood pressure, and overall cardiometabolic risk. Waist size is often a better warning sign than just BMI. Then one day you notice: big belly, low energy, brain fog, poor sleep, and blood test numbers getting worse. What to do about it as a software engineer: - Walk after meals. Even 10-15 mins helps break the sitting cycle. - Lift weights at least 2x a week. - Get 150 mins of weekly movement minimum. Brisk walking is enough to start, you do not need to become an athlete. - Eat like an adult: more protein, less liquid calories, less junk, less late-night overeating. - Sleep on time. Stress and poor sleep make fat gain around the midsection worse. - And track your waist, not just your weight. Fact: A lot of software engineers are earning more money every year while quietly building a body that will make them spend that money later. Take care of it early. Your career is long. Your health should last longer.

@Lazgar_lockman @HelljumpinGamer 2017, techbros go all in on Crypto. Retards lose money. Economy damaged. 2021, techbros go all in on NFTs. Retards lose money. Art and economy damaged. 2025, techbros go all in on AI Gen. Retards lose money. Art, environment and economy damaged.

@insectchristmas Ur boyfriend told me I had a nice cock in the men's room. I mean I needed the compliment but you should probably know considering how possessive you are of him.

me & my boyfriend

@jschlatt @CDawgVA Getting them all addicted to nicotine would be the funniest shit man

@CDawgVA Chris is about to find out why they call me The Smokestack

Starting April 5th. See you there. 🫡

@LannahBabe @berdyaboi

Who is yours?! 🌸💕

@ElijahSchaffer At least us libtards can say we were on the right side of history for the last DECADE. We told you so.

We were all so stupid

@Saveydro Mfs will call this "seasoned"

Get a load of this panini press in the kitchen at the gas station where I work. It's never been cleaned and stays on 24/7.

@KitsuraNines @malwareii "Let people know you're an asshole" Any% Speedrun WR. Believe it or not that's not a good thing for an indie VTuber.

@malwareii thanks for the engagement ✌️