jenna

Joke’s on you, I don’t know how to make a long story short

dry january unless someone invites me out

another day of logging on to this website and learning something new about that woman and her football man against my will

I love women because they are either thinking about skincare or death.

i love the concept of being somebody's peace, but unfortunately i'm insane

More people should react in a way that aligns with my expectations. Just something I’ve noticed

When I say I have that dog in me, this is what I mean

idk how to explain that yes i’m always on my phone but no, i did not see your text

well well well ... if it isn't my tummy hurting once again ...

Calling peoples opinions of me “fan theories”

one minute you’re young and the next minute you have “house shoes”

“r u dumb???” Is my favorite thing to say when I’m arguing

I need a little sweet treat or I’ll die

babe you’re looking a little dehydrated. have you had enough diet coke today?

Every day around midnight, I'm shocked to find out it's only 6pm

My toxic trait is convincing myself I need 7 tops for a 2 day trip

at any given time you could be giving me all your love and attention so why aren’t u? just something to think about

Happy bedtime to all who celebrate

A football game in the middle of a Rihanna concert is weird but whatever