Jennifer Wolf

@SalineGerman Oh, that's phenomenal! Congratulations!

@SalineGerman Wow! What's your next chapter look like?

@heymrsbond Curse words have become my third language, and I am pretty proud of myself for being nearly fluent😆

#TheNine Derek, I am completely with you about fireworks! My dogs and cats are terrified, neighborhood kids are screaming...I've become the 4th of July Grinch

@ResisterSis20 This has got to be a sick joke. No. Flipping. Way. I'm not accusing you of untruth, just hoping beyond hope someone made this junk up.

@AngelaTC @cynmdmi @wxyzdetroit Because progress and change has to start... nowhere, right?🤔

@cynmdmi @wxyzdetroit The whole problem with the schools is that the kids aren't eating. Seems legit.

Michigan is now slated to become one of five states in the country to provide free breakfast and lunch to all students in public schools. wxyz.com/news/michigan-…

@SuperScot I almost feel like "Smoke Screen Scot" may be a skosh better nickname than "Snow Day Steve". Just throwin' it out there...🤔

For the record, I would not have called a smoke day either….

#THENINE I feel like you've missed a significant demographic when it comes to #TakeYourPetToWork day🤔

@heymrsbond Yes! You need one! Look for sales and discounts for Le Creuset. I use mine all the time, because it goes from stovetop to oven. there are a bunch of awesome, recipes. A lot of them can be prepared in advance. I love my @lecreuset. ❤️🍲

@heymrsbond Yes! My former school had a writing center, which was used by students who not only needed help with ideas and grammar, but kids who needed proofreading. Such a wonderful resource.

@halesgoodreau @GovWhitmer

@GovWhitmer IYKYK

Using only food, where did you grow up?

@mhdksafa I love this post.❤️ Our healthcare system is insane. We pay 400.00/week for insurance, yet can't get into our PC for emergent issues the same, or even the next day. So we end up at Urgent Care, and spend another 100.00 copay to be told it's strep, or it's a virus, or a sprain. 😞

@GovWhitmer Other than our 6 months of winter, I love it here! Thanks, Big Gretch❤️

If you are LGBTQ+, you should move to Michigan. If you are a woman who wants to make your own damn decisions, you should move to Michigan. If you are a worker who wants rights, you should move to Michigan. If you want common sense gun policies, come on, move to Michigan!

@THENINE Ryan, you've obviously never met my husband. He is very expressive when he gets something he doesn't want 😞 He's NOT easy to buy for. Nope.

@JoJoFromJerz Oh, you are such a highlight to my days!❤️

donald trump is melting the fuck down over on his fake Twitter because he knows he doesn’t scare E. Jean Carroll and it’s absolutely fucking glorious to behold. 🔥

@BrashTracks @ThisisKaia @StephenKing You are so right. I was a High School teacher, but am now my mom's caretaker. I get so tired of adults insulting and assuming the worst about an incredible, intelligent, globally/socially/emotionally empathetic generation.

My son's teacher texted me very upset he had brought a copy of @StephenKing 's Cujo to class. He's 11. He loves reading. She sent me a random quote from Goodreads of all places to prove the book was too mature, violent and sexual for 5th grade. She was trying to shame me. I proudly told her I'm thrilled my son is such an enthusiastic reader, as I'm a novelist and screenwriter, and I believe there's nowhere better than books for children to learn about life. And that btw horror writers are the nicest people in the world. She sent him home with a copy of The Hunger Games....not kidding.

@draiochta14 Five years ago, had I seen this, I would have gone absolutely ballistic. Today, however, I feel nothing.

Curious. How do you feel about this tweet? Does it cause outrage?

@bradpowell Emily (and Ethan and Elisabeth) moved out this weekend. This Mama's heart is broken, and I can't stop crying. This morning, I went into the girls' room, and tucked up in a package of all her childhood lovies was Brad. Does this heartache go away?

@heymrsbond So who's the moron who retweeted this? Btw, he's freaking precious 💞

@janefourmillion @heymrsbond I'm sure you get it. Do your conversations include you training them on how to respond (i.e. hide under desks, run, throw books) should someone with an automatic weapon make it into their place of business with the intent to kill them all?