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@AstridShark @turntineforwhat This is brilliant

@turntineforwhat That’s why I have a time loop passcode! If someone ever tells me they’re in a time loop, I give them the password. I will only help someone who I don’t remember giving the password to because that means they asked me on a previous loop!

I just sat my sister down and made her swear she will immediately believe me if I ever call her and tell her I'm living the same day over and over again. I can't waste time convincing a skeptic every day, so let's just lay the groundwork now. I am drunk but that's irrelevant

#BUMS 2023 campaign comes to a close after a 3-1 loss to No. 14 Missouri Valley College in Marshall, MO in the HEART Quarterfinals. Goal by Anderson assisted by Tony Salas. BUMS finish the year with a 9-7-3 record. Thank you once again to the Seniors. #BTiD

If Chiefs end up winning this game, the Broncos really really really suck

@belindatutku @FAFO_TV Midshaft tibial fracture

@FAFO_TV his feet are broken .what happened there???

#BUMS move to (7-1-3) on the year and (3-0-1) in @HeartSportsNews play with a 4-2 win over Culver-Stockton in Canton, MO. Goals from Arwo, Anderson, Kamaras, and French. Assists from Chazaro-Lara and Gaywood. Next up, BUMS host Benedictine on 10/4 at 7:30 pm. #BTiD

GAMEDAY. #BUMS host Morningside tonight at 8 pm in Baldwin City for game 2 of the Baker Labor Day Classic. Be there! 📺 heartconferencenetwork.com/baker/ #BTiD

#BUMS move to 3-0 on the year with a 3-0 win over No. 25 UNOH in the first game of the UNOH College Soccer Showcase. Goals from Gaywood, Malcolm, & Tipene. Assists from Kamaras, Mo Salas, & Tony Salas. Shutout Stoeger. Next up, BUMS close out Showcase vs (RV) Cumberlands #BTiD

@AllyKat_1984 Some drink to remember, some drink to forget

🎶 Mirrors on the ceiling The pink champagne on ice And she said, “We are all just prisoners here of our own device"🎶 If you know these lyrics don’t tell me who, just add another lyric from any song from that band.

@NydiaETH @NoContextHumans No

@NoContextHumans Is he ok?

@Joekemon 8-ball😊

Made fried rice w jalapeños my mom grew. Yellow, red and a lotta these light green little guys

@RightWingCope @FPWellman I wonder what is the proposed “thickness” of the flat earth?

They literally explain exactly how it works right on the photo you attached 💀

@JVINCEMUSIC_ @RiceFarmerNFT @DailyLoud Does the disease have a name?

A woman purchased 3 economy seats on a plane, intending to wrap them with plastic wrap for a makeshift first-class experience…

@EstherBloomingB @JVINCEMUSIC_ @RiceFarmerNFT @DailyLoud Especially the second and third time

@JVINCEMUSIC_ @RiceFarmerNFT @DailyLoud why would she take the subway then...

Dear All Companies, I don’t want to do your surveys at the end of calls or transactions any more. I’ve helped enough at this point in my life and I’m maxed out. You’re on your own good luck.

@__likeknives @hotsauce12631 It’s true, but It just sounds so funny. Like we are kids with strict parents.

@Majick666 @shannonsharpeee Ya that’s a really good point

@shannonsharpeee That’s cuz he’s probably mixing booze and pain killers 🤣🤣🤣

This man Patrick mahomes was so wasted bro gave the fan the Super Bowl trophy 😭💀

@brendan_younger @yaleHFdoc @Cigna He can. He’s trying to keep the doors open.

@yaleHFdoc @Cigna you can’t save someone’s life unless you get paid?

Dear @Cigna my patient who is insured by you has been critically ill in the ICU for days and we have been on the phone for hours to get approval for lifesaving therapies to no avail. This is incredibly unethical and it is frustrating that you can get away with such behavior.

@StaceyCKs1 Trader Joe’s has my favorite options and a bit less expensive than the best grocery store ones.

@payjoestadium @QuintonLucasKC Aww 😥

@QuintonLucasKC We all know the refs gave you that. Enjoy getting smoked by the eagles 🖕

Who is Dey?

@elitebrady2020 @PatrickMahomes Aww Nick you’re so sad! 😢

@PatrickMahomes Julie and the refs!! But go off Kermit

Julie WAS the reason i was the guy i was on the field today! It takes everyone but she lead the charge all week!!! Now let’s get Super Bowl ready!!