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@united #unitedairline

Hey @united, come meet your biggest fan Jack!

I was today years old when I learned Puteen is 5’7. Seems only fitting we all make #PollyPocketPutin go viral Hit him where it hurt most; his ego.

@DineshDSouza This tweet won’t age well

Have any of these demonstrators vandalized the Capitol? Have they pulled down statues? Set the place on fire? Have they attempted to beat anyone up or harm them? It seems not. Okay, whew, we can now be sure this is not at an Antifa or Black Matter protest

@realDonaldTrump @RandPaul @OANN Can the American people PLEASE get some relief??

“Statistical sampling to prove widespread voter fraud...multiple accounts of fraud and voting irregularities may overturn election”...call for paper ballots. @RandPaul @OANN

It’s truly disheartening to see how much our government has failed us throughout this pandemic. Honestly, the ONLY thing Congress should be working on right now is relief for the American people. #thisisacrisis as @Bethenny would say. @SpeakerPelosi @senatemajldr

@realDonaldTrump WTF is this fear mongering dude talking about. It’s a disgrace to have him as our leader

Your 401k’s will crash with Biden. Massive Biden Tax and Regulation increases will destroy all that you have built! Additionally, 180 Million People will lose their Private Healthcare Plans.

Today, I’m releasing my plan to mobilize a 21st century care and early childhood education workforce. It will ease the financial burden of care for families, create good-paying jobs with good benefits, and treat workers with the dignity they deserve. joe.link/caregiving

Why can’t you protest peacefully??? White people when they couldn’t keep slaves :

Trump turning off the lights at The White House describes the current situation in America perfectly. Nobody's home. #BunkerBoy

I mean. They couldn’t stop themselves from blatantly escalating things. Even for a few days, even cynically, even for the optics.

hi! my sister-cousin is having a baby soon, and i'm lookin to build my future nibling a shelf full of really good, thoughtful, funny, diverse books for kids. please give me some recommendations of books to include here!!! xoxo first-time auntie

@elianatrue @realDonaldTrump

@xobrianadej Do you listen to podcasts? Try @CrimeJunkiePod or @MyFavMurder to get your true crime fix in! Love those!

@gmariebee @LunaCarpetFloor @nbcchicago Oh god. I had such an issue with them too. They promised to install subfloors to even out my floors and instead, they took a jack hammer to my slab foundation and hit my water pipe.

@gmariebee Your live tweets of Hamilton are giving me so much life right now

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Really love what I got on @Etsy from OliveLovesApple. #EtsyStar etsy.com/transaction/11…