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@Sephora @MakeupByMario I just bought a Shaping Stick from Sephora in LA, just to come home to London and find it's faulty. The rotating mechanism does not work so am not able to rotate it up or down. Please help?

TOMORROW TOMORROW! w/ @laismw & @_FabiennesWorld <3 <3 twitter.com/girlpowerldn/s…

Pretty sure I'm on a train with Gary Oldman rn. #possiblyjusttired

If FB could stop sowing me ads for Dominican Republic holidays that would be great.

I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR A FIRE ALARM TODAY.

Ok Sainsbury's, I think we're past the point where guacamole can be considered exotic enough for you to think I'm asking for 'pracamole'.

@MeganBean88 you too! Excellent catch up, feel like we've not been to a restaurant with sombreros in a while though.

Kafka likes taking his bed around with him in the mornings and it's my favourite thing. instagram.com/p/1hxx5RPRD_/

Absolute pleasure hanging out with @justinsanesolo at @TeamRockBelong yesterday.

Some girl just proposed to her bf mid-rap show @ Birthdays. Cue Jagged Edge - Let's Get Married. Congrats?

Me and @jennycotter90 are doing a little daytime DJ set at @_Birthdays where it's BOGOF Lucky Chip burgers from 12pm-4pm!

My bank holiday will be better than yours because dinosaur mini golf. Sure you've all seen it on your way North. dinosaursafari.co.uk

all I want right now is go an buy an avocado, and @dangerbayley just won't let me.

@AdrianStorry with a silent 'p' like pterodactyl.

@AdrianStorry @LibbyPiper @sarika_r you're all weirdos

I'm loving emailing myself all day long, with 90% of you on wonderful holidays.

@Beez_says thanks buddy! Enjoy LA.

@edlilo thanks Ed, wasn't sure about it, so appreciate the support.

@MeganBean88 caved in at last.