Mrs. Pool

thank you shannon doherty for giving us brenda walsh

What's your favorite episode of The King of Queens and do you have a favorite King of Queens scene? Even if it's not in the same episode!

@LoveAndyC If this happens none of them would have a job. They are there bc they’re not sag.

@MelissasOldNose @jaggs_agnes She also lies about her age? She should be 48 according to this article

Remember when the most narcissistic HW in the history of #RHONJ pulled this stunt 🤭 Who was Melissa kidding? She didn't care about the cause at all, she just wanted attention.

@KatieRost The best

@SMEIsTheBest I agree with you 100%. I don’t buy that she ever had that fish allergy either. This woman is sick and will do anything for attention

@HannahDCox @daralynn13 Ha you are receiving the same comments. The men here are triggered af

Nothing makes people with kids madder than someone being vocal about choosing to not have them. Don't believe me? Read these comments. It's bizarre. Have kids if you want to, but if you're really so happy you wouldn't be threatened by someone making different choices.

@ohchadwick @fancypantsno Fake like her chanels

@fancypantsno Lol I think Melissa has plenty of designer things

The Louis Vuitton boxes as decor is… a choice. #RHONJ

@DassahDoll @hellonecole This is false

I tried to cancel an LA fitness membership in 2020. I am still a member 3 years later because they took me through hoops to cancel. It's interesting how gyms and Pilate studios make it easy to sign up online or in an app but impossible to cancel. This should be illegal

@twoody12_ @DreamXWW @LaShandaMcCuin @hellonecole They won’t. It’s not worth it to them

@DreamXWW @LaShandaMcCuin @hellonecole They will send you to collections if you do this, not good advice lol

@Santos4Congress @RitchieTorres You praise Hitler. Ssshh

Regrettably @RitchieTorres who calls himself pro Israel voted to keep an antisemite in the foreign affairs committee… so much for “supporting” Israel & the Jewish community, I guess it’s all lip service when you come to #NY03 & fundraise from my Jewish constituents.

@krisdurn @lauralegzdina @joyrosenberg Ha both! tmz.com/watch/0-ejmna1…

@jens522 @lauralegzdina @joyrosenberg Was it the 'today' show they were on? For some strange reason I was watching it that day and her gushing about her store being robbed during filming was a bit of an odd reaction. Either it was staged, or Rinna really doesn't care about anyone or their safety.

Lisa Rinna wants her family to get a show. Says she was too big for #RHOBH 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@krisdurn @lauralegzdina @joyrosenberg I always thought that robbery was staged. They just happened to be on the today show during it lol

@lauralegzdina @joyrosenberg Yes. No one watched. They even staged a robbery during an interview to promote the show. I thought it was all fake because Rinna was laughing and going on and on about her boutique was getting robbed at that same moment she was on an interview. It was really terrible.

@Santos4Congress You are a joke

I have now been enshrined in late night TV history with all these impersonations, but they are all TERRIBLE so far. Jon Lovitz is supposed to be one of the greatest comedians of all time and that was embarrassing— for him not me! These comedians need to step their game up.

@Cindy_591 @people Yup. No mention that he’s a murderous psychopath. Just a sweet Boy Scout with a love for insurance. Sick!

After Man Kills His Wife, Mother-in-Law, Five Children, Then Self, Obituary Memorializes Him as a Family Man people.com/crime/after-ma…

@joyrosenberg She’s Facetuned to the hilt

Kim looks happy. #rhobh #bravo

@MysterySolvent Delusional square dance

What was the theme of this Mar A Lago party?

@MysterySolvent Dystopian Wedding

Caption this pic…

@jack Get bent, Jack

Folks at Twitter past and present are strong and resilient. They will always find a way no matter how difficult the moment. I realize many are angry with me. I own the responsibility for why everyone is in this situation: I grew the company size too quickly. I apologize for that.

@DonaldJTrumpJr Funny from the guy who’s never had a job

The Twitter layoffs are kinda hilarious, and under these circumstances I’d normally want to tweet out “learn to code” but feel it won’t hit the same. 😉