Jenslang
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Jenslang
@jenslaang
ocarina of time, padres, bass player in unnamed band, pkmngo: 3646 2711 8612, he/him



THE MAN LACKED BICEPS, PECS, AND ANY NOTABLE PHYSIQUE. YET, DESPITE THIS, SHE LOVED HIM WHOLEHEARTEDLY. IN THOSE TIMES, PEOPLE WERE MORE STRAIGHTFORWARD.


Deathless is my favorite for sure.

BREAKING: "No bag policy" has been implemented for tonight's WNBA game in an attempt to crack down on dildo throwers.




ESPN's Sunday Night Baseball has been on a heater the past four weeks, delivering big audiences and on pace for #SNB's most-watched season in 8 years. Via @AlexFeuz: bit.ly/4kYjtxZ ⚾️ Kudos to @karlravechespn @dcone36 @PerezEd @Buster_ESPN and team

This meme is everywhere. Let’s be kinder to each other. Making fun of an almost-80-year-old falling on the stairs has no place in our politics.









