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#WorldOsteoporosisDay is the perfect time to encourage loved ones to get a DXA scan. It measures bone density and helps assess your risk of #osteoporosis. Take the pledge to prioritize #BoneHealth today! #YesYouScan prevent the disease. healthywomen.org/yesyouscan

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@gimmegimmedisco it’s raining mennnnn ☔️

@by_renee I remember watching this with you and we were like ‘ok’

Family Stone is the epitome of just a weird movie, not bad, not good, just weird. The amazing cast makes it even more strange too.

@by_renee I looove this and have it on all day

Spotify is bugging out again but you know who isnt?

@jpbrammer Solid state on H!

is there a bookstore I should visit in DC? here until sunday

#BringAlfredHome It’s been 3 wks. I still need your help. Alfred was stolen at gunpoint in Capitol Heights, MD outside of DC. @WashProbs @7NewsDC @WTOP @PoPville @washingtonpost @ladygaga @JoshRosenthalTV @JessArnoldTV @PGPDNews #FrenchBulldog #StolenPet #StolenDog #Frenchie

STILL MISSING: We are seeking the community's assistance to locate Alfred, a French Bulldog that was stolen at gunpoint on Tuesday, September 7th. Please call with any info on his whereabouts. tinyurl.com/ev638zsb #PGPD #FirsttoServe

If you’d like to sign up for the 5k or donate, please visit ruraldogrescue.com

.@PoPville pls share! 5k this Saturday with adoptable dogs at Lincoln Park!

Like clockwork, it’s my 28th birthday and I’m suddenly getting ads for wedding dresses

everyone at trader joes is either a love interest or an enemy

(Real quick, abortion isn't always a "tough choice" or "heartbreaking" and that framing is so weird. Sometimes it's a miracle and a no-brainer and a straightforward healthcare decision for everyone involved. Abortion is healthcare and a human right.)

If you do @ here in a general slack channel I’m calling the police

@MaddyPortilla It’s the black v brown for me

“She has an android so she’s not invited to the bachelorette group text.”

I read the kite runner in high school so I, too, am an expert on all things Afghanistan