Jerry #6282

Requiem for a Dream (2000)

@phosphor_glow @TheRealMattC If you're 555, then I'm 666, Mr. President.

@TheRealMattC currently i am listening to Iowa

mr. president is very annoyed that i’m listening to slipknot

@phosphor_glow It's such a generic-sounding choice, but there's a reason it's so obvious. It's extremely "no shit."

yeah definitely

@rickdank_o @TheeNelDog Dude, that shit looks scary as hell and excruciating. Glad you're on the upswing.

@TheeNelDog Jury was out on whether it was gonna kill me. Doctor seemed petrified when he saw the scan. Said it was compressing my left lung and heart. So idk! Very glad it’s fixed.

First dinner out with my wife since I had surgery on my esophagus. I’m very excited.

@MooseFather @I_amMukhtar Oh, the whole thing is just beautiful. A real light in the dark, you know?

@jerrwaynejr @I_amMukhtar Good point. So questioning his marriage in open court was just a bonus on top of skewering his own case. Slow clap

Meanwhile, in America. Police raided rapper Afroman’s house. They didn’t charge him with anything, but they trashed his home and stole $400. He captured the raid on CCTV. He then dropped diss tracks roasting them. They sued him for defamation, and he won.

@EddieMush__ @TinaMor03043232 @TheWatcherX1 @PeteHegseth The reason things will never get better is because they need a class of desperate people who'll take any job.

@TinaMor03043232 @TheWatcherX1 @PeteHegseth And do you ever notice that its only the poors who volunteer?

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@MikeBales @iamgabesanchez He's being sent to die. I'm sorry. It should never have happened. I hope he makes it.

@iamgabesanchez Yet, you have no idea where or what he’s doing.

As most of you know, my son is a Sailor. He sent a picture of his lunch yesterday from the galley. I’m thankful that we are finally taking care of our men and women in uniform. 🙏🏻🇺🇸

@hateyourselfpls @Halfasstroknot 99% chance those steaks all get cooked well done, and they have to be to be safe.

@Halfasstroknot No they don’t. I’ve ordered, moved, and handled these boxes. They don’t say that.

Those steaks come in boxes with “institutional use only” on them.

@PowderedToast @PopBase Yet, here you are, defending the feelings and preferences of another man... Couldn't be me.

@jerrwaynejr @PopBase No, no. You've got me all wrong, friend. Just ask your mother.

Twitter turns 20. What is your favorite tweet of all time?

@MooseFather @I_amMukhtar That wasn't coaching is the funny thing. It's where he blew it. It's not defamation if what's being said can conceivably be true. He should've said, "Absolutely not, she'd never do that, and he's done harm to a good woman." He's a cop, though, so of course he doesn't know law.

@I_amMukhtar Dude threw is wife under the bus there... that'll cost him. And what for? Because his dumb ass captain at work and dept legal coached him? If he's been with her since middle school he ought to have a better handle on his priorities.

@Radical_Mainiac @OhRomanceNovels @connor_hoo41368 @ksaria098 @LauraLoomer Shh. They don't realize that yet.

@OhRomanceNovels @connor_hoo41368 @ksaria098 @LauraLoomer Trump is not the country 🤦🤣

President Trump says what everyone is thinking. He’s right. We shouldn’t be sad when bad people die.

@justwingityo @ksaria098 @thomasleemary @LauraLoomer Spiderus lookin' -ass bitch.

@ksaria098 @thomasleemary @LauraLoomer Wait it’s a she? I thought it was the character from Saw with makeup.

@PowderedToast @PopBase Sure thing, fruitcake. You clearly enjoy a mouthful of Musk.

@jerrwaynejr @PopBase What? You want to jerk me off? I don't swing that way.

Just imagine being behind this guy's eyes. The mind boggles.

@PowderedToast @PopBase

@PopBase Twitter? Are you a time traveler from 2020?

@favour_millous @PopBase Nah.

@PopBase It's 'X', not Twitter no more 😑

@Goeasy025 @PopBase Nah.

@PopBase It's X now!!!

@Infidel67 @PopBase *gawkgawkgawkgawkgawk*

@PopBase It's X for awhile now....and here you go.

@Ethan1442370560 @Xxtayce @bluesamk @PopBase Of course he did.

@Xxtayce @bluesamk @PopBase Such a pussy bro blocked me

@apsyadavbhai_ji @PopBase

@PopBase your favorite tweet of all time? elon saved it from becoming a woke wasteland

@juliecornewell @phobicgay @PopBase @blue_4four Fuck'em up!!!

@phobicgay @PopBase @blue_4four When Elon stops deadnaming trans people I’ll stop deadnaming Twitter