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@ShroudOfTuring @hankgreen thanks shroud of turing his reply lowkey made me feel shitty!

@hankgreen @jerryannicole This is pretty patronizing to someone who from all appearances is just asking a question

statistically and actually how worried do i have to be about this parasite

@_paigeyymarie like plz i fired that off without thinking omw 2 work

@hankgreen hank, i too mourn the loss of a functional CDC daily

@jerryannicole See, that’s the thing, we don’t know because there used to be people who did that work and then they got fired.

looking for the 2010 spain pre-wc win xabi alonso jersey i must have lost three cross-country moves ago……que viva españa

heel cap fell off not even halfway through the work day now i’m clacking all around midtown everyone can hear me coming

like if i cut down on one of my major sources of joy (giant decadent salads for dinner) am i gonna get it anyway from restaurant cilantro. because if so i’m gonna keep the salads going.

i can’t believe infinite jest discourse still happens every two weeks when it’s really as simple as if you actually read it you’ll like it and if you didn’t like it you didn’t get it. God Bless 🙏

soy doña oficialmente pq me enteré que ednita nazario va a sacar un álbum nuevo y me emocioné

@ironhandslil @yunghegelian_ 🔥

Good morning, a couple poems on Hobart today. All gratitude to @yunghegelian_ hobartpulp.com/web_features/t…

when i’m at a game and the red sox decide to recall how to play baseball i remember what it’s all for

@BurialMagazine god forbid a woman wakes up hungover and gets to the game a little late it’ll already be in the fifth inning

@jerryannicole went to a 2hr15min game at dodger stadium last year…

baseball games are really not long enough anymore

i power through all my hangovers because i do not and will never let Yesterday Jerry ruin Today Jerry’s life

#JACKAZZ TN

so embarrassing to marry the first person who asks

hanging a sign around my neck that says “Finally Getting Serious About My Credit Card Debt” so people know why i will be the most boring woman alive for 6-8 months

my fruit guy is unfortunately currently located directly under the JMZ lead abatement project so i am beholden to trader joe’s for the foreseeable future

it is eminently on brand that the only slop i’ve seen my father fall for is an AI flamenco song

ronaldo and the fraudulent presidential-sponsored usmnt losing in the same night