…I’m bored of it, are you?

We managed to skirt around the Middle East fuel shortage for Jeff Bezos. We supplemented his last order with fat from our McDonald's deep fryer. He'll never know.

Friday Flashback: from 13 years ago today

Don’t mention your age. Just post one of the earliest tv shows or cartoons you remember watching as a child. I’ll go first Duck Tales

Marvellous. Video just in from Hannah, visiting the U.K from Florida and learning to waterski. Super.

There's a new J&M up today for you to memorize:

@Oldtimers365 Upstairs…

@NoContextHumans Time to assume that any image or video you have just found has been posted so many times we were all very bored of it.

She couldn’t hold the bike… so she came up with this

Hi @Apple your latest software update isn’t doing some of the of the basics you didn’t need to touch very well at all.

@james_xond Pub!

People who were teenagers before social media existed, how did you survive being bored without scrolling on your phone for hours?

@anon_opin You sirra are an amateur human.

Salad Cream is a legacy condiment. I reckon it's got about 20 years left tops.

show me a picture of your pet

@thefarmersheep Reg!

give me a sheep name

My latest cartoon for tomorrow's @Telegraph Buy a print of my cartoons at telegraph.co.uk/mattprints Original artwork from chrisbeetles.com

@anon_opin Amateur human.

Liquorice Allsorts are disgusting and basically bastardised dolly mixture which was better without the aniseed and yet for reasons I cannot explain I am now craving Liquorice Allsorts.

@AvonandsomerRob Fiat Coupé

If you could have ONE of the previous cars you've owned back in your possession, in NEW condition, which would you choose?

@YourAnonNews #neotoddlerism

Imagine starting a war with someone and then blaming Europe. "Whoops, not our problem. It's Europe's problem." Ya got a bunch of fucking toddlers running the show in the USA ffs.

@ThatEricAlper Clifford T Ward. So much music lost.

What's a deep cut — not the hits — from your favourite artist that more people need to hear?

Repost if you’d like me to represent the UK at #Eurovision 2027.

@anon_opin Adam Curtis documentaries will explain it all.

Anybody who thinks it's a good idea to support the USA's distraction war should probably have a read of the Wikipedia article on the Iran-Contra affair to understand how we got here and how ridiculous it all is. No rationale person can genuinely believe this is in our interest.

@FlowerOfSin2001 Flower have a look Jan Sudek’s photos, you have that feel.

Fine lines #skinny #slimbody