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@jesboms

Jesus baby :: part time software engineer, full time enjoyment minister :: happy hour enforcer worldwide

London, England Katılım Temmuz 2012
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omoge.@KhloeUmoh·
Hate that I have to catch myself when I start reading a story from an account with a blue tick.
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Etieka@jesboms·
Need Tuchel to have these boys practicing 1000 spot kicks a day. Can’t deal with this at the World Cup o 😭
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Etieka@jesboms·
What’s the mood going to be like at the parade tomorrow?
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Oh gosh. Absolutely gutted for Arsenal. This is so painful
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Ifedayo (JIMCRUZ)@ifedayo_johnson·
I sincerely wish Arsenal well tonight. When Arsenal won the EPL, so many people around me were happy; friends, colleagues at work, and even people I only know online. The truth is, I don’t know a single PSG fan in real life. 😂 If an Arsenal victory tonight will once again bring joy to the people around me, then may it happen. For tonight, I’m an Arsenal fan. ❤️ COYG! 🔴⚪
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This shootout is giving me euro final ptsd pls
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Nelson Udeme
Nelson Udeme@_Pgenius·
An innocent mother going about her daily activities to earn what may likely not be up to the abysmally poor minimum wage was kidnapped alongside 46 children and some adults. A mathematics teacher was beheaded in cold blood and shown to the whole world to behold how ruthless, unrestrained and lucrative the business of terrorism is in Nigeria. Children as young as 2 years old are at the mercy of murderous criminals, being beaten like animals, scorched by the sun, battered by the rain, forced to starve while they watch the terror in the face of the adults as they are murdered one after the other and used as negotiating tools with a government that will turn around tomorrow and forgive these terrorists in the name of rehabilitation and call them "prodigal sons". This is not normal, events like this should typically provoke nationwide protests far greater than #EndSARS
OurFaveOnlineDoc 🇬🇧 🇳🇬@OurFavOnlineDoc

This nursing mother was recorded by the terrorists after they were abducted few days ago in Oyo state. The terrorists have since then beheaded one teacher and they still have 46 children brutally held up in a cave somewhere. Let the whole world see this.

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𓆩♡𓆪 Debbie@ChiefessX·
That's me and my brother David. This is me and my brother David. He is 16. He cannot swallow his own saliva. Please help us save him. Account below. 🙏🏽 780k out of 3M 1792999730 Access Bank Deborah Kelechi Michael
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𓆩♡𓆪 Debbie@ChiefessX

URGENT: My 16-year-old brother needs surgery to breathe again. Please read and share. Donate to 1792999730 Access Bank Deborah Kelechi Michael Link and account in flyer. Thank you. @Wizarab10 @SamuelXeus @Verydakman_

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Etieka@jesboms·
@Dampop_ This was me but with watches 🤣🤣
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Dampop ✨@Dampop_·
One time I wanted to do intentional woman for my husband, I went to check F1 ticket price, Mo ya close website danu 😂
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Pearl Mbalenhle Whyte@Nelie_Whyte·
Ignore it completely. Every child is different. My son was the exact same from the moment he was born. I needed to sleep too before I ran mad, so I co slept with him. Do what is best for you. You are the one in the situation not anyone else
the pressure@larabillionaire

I get irate when people say I spoiled my daughter by carrying her all the time. She’s been refusing to stay on the bed since the day we got home which was her second day on earth. So I was just supposed to leave her crying??

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MOROUNTODUN. (AJOKEADE)@Ajokeaadee·
Imagine owing 4M when you have over 12M tied somewhere!💔💔 Please, I’m begging in God’s name… buy snails from me today. 🙏🏽 I have a lot of snails, plenty. I invested heavily into this business because this is what I do for a living. Snails, food business, goats, cows… this is my hustle, this is how I survive. But life happened. For months, I was seriously unwell. I had to travel back to my hometown to take care of myself. Those months away from work damaged everything for me financially. If I was healthy and active like before, I would never be online begging like this. I would have been supplying my customers quietly and handling my responsibilities. Now the debts have piled up on my neck. I’m paying for storage space every two days just to keep these snails alive. Different people are disturbing me for repayment. Three different people are seriously on my neck right now and nobody wants to hear excuses anymore. Polaris Bank is even adding their own stress to everything I’m already battling with. Today alone, I need to pay someone over 1.4 million naira. I am overwhelmed. I am exhausted. I am frustrated. And honestly… it is becoming depressing. At this point, I don’t even care if they bring it to the tl. Maybe if people see the post, they will finally patronize my snail business. Maybe they will buy from me. Maybe this burden on my chest will reduce a little. Imagine thinking to end your own LIFE because of pressure! Please, if you have ever supported me before, support me again. If you have never bought from me before, please buy today. If you know people that need snails in bulk, connect them to me. Even if you need 4,000 pieces, I have. I’m not asking for pity. I’m simply begging for patronage so I can survive this difficult moment and settle the people I’m owing. Please help me by buying snails from me today. 🙏🏽 Thank you so much
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Mr Best (info)@OmosomofaB12·
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Etieka@jesboms·
Why is there so much Jane Street pr on my tl all of a sudden?
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Etieka@jesboms·
This is highly subjective because everything listed here was lifesaving for me 😅
Lydia 🌼@lydiaonxx

There are so many things New/First time Moms do not actually need but marketers will tell you differently. 1. Pram/Stroller In NG? Half the sidewalks are broken, flooded, blocked by okadas, or nonexistent. You’ll spend more time lifting the stroller than pushing it. A good baby carrier is more practical, cheaper, faster, and keeps the baby calmer. 2. White Noise Machine Nigeria already comes with built-in white noise: generators, fans, traffic, neighbors fighting, church speakers, mosque speakers, rain, dogs. 3. Bottle Warmer You can literally put the bottle in warm water for 2 minutes. That’s it. 4. Baby Food Maker You already own a blender, pot, fork, and spoon. Congrats. You have a baby food maker. 5. Changing Table Most parents end up using the bed, mat, couch, or towel on the floor because it’s faster. 6. Baby Shoes Before Walking Pure decoration. Babies that can’t walk do not need shoes. Socks are enough. 7. Wipe Warmer The child will survive room-temperature wipes. This is one of the most manufactured “problems” in baby capitalism. 8. Diaper Genie / Fancy Diaper Bin You do not need a specialized trash can with proprietary refills. Tie the diaper in a nylon bag and throw it away regularly. 9. Electric Sterilizer Boiling water exists. Soap exists. Unless your water situation is genuinely poor or you have a medical reason, this is another countertop monument to marketing. 10. Baby Bath Thermometer Your elbow and common sense have handled this for generations. 11. Nursing Chair/Glider People buy a dedicated breastfeeding throne and end up feeding everywhere except that chair. Bed, couch, dining chair, car, friend’s house. 12. Expensive Baby Monitors In many Nigerian homes and apartments, the baby is like six steps away from you. You will hear them. Loudly. 13. Dedicated Baby Laundry Detergent Unless your baby has actual skin sensitivities, regular mild detergent works fine. Share with a Mom-to-be, she will thank you. Moms, what did I miss?

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