the doubtful guest

@Jesse_Hirsch is it just nori? looks like nori

Nah

@ericmetaxas exactly what jesus would do

Today on my run up through Central Park in Harlem I saw four teenagers smoking weed. As I passed them I shouted in a firm but friendly voice: "Smells like failure!" and kept going. I said it as an act of love, honestly. I hope that at some point one of them might think about it.

@Mintmobile @ATT can you help me switch back? This is amazingly bad and frustrating. @Mintmobile is a nightmare and I would gladly go back to paying 30% more to make this go away

@Mintmobile I knew switching mobile providers would be a pain but figured my patience would be worth it but THIS IS NOT WORTH IT. Even knowing it could be a complicated pain (although... why?!), it has been so much worse and more frustrating than I could've possibly imagined!

On twitter after months away in a probably futile attempt to get help from @Mintmobile . Switched from AT&T last thursday to save money but I have spent easily 10 hours since, trying to troubleshoot a variety of issues; could not be more bummed! This was a huge mistake! Regret!!

@BronwynAnn not really but occasionally I guess

@lawlesss_ @Yitty I'm so frustrated I could scream, have wasted hours with this mess, and just got charged a monthly fee weeks earlier than expected. Trash indeed!!!

@Yitty customer services system is trash and that’s so disappointing

and still absolutely no response or help - all while I'm getting charged a new monthly fee?! This is the worst customer service experience I've had in a longggggg time @Yitty @Fabletics

Your poor, poor customer service agents must be in hell. I'm really disappointed with this experience and angry at how much of my time has been wasted

wow, @Yitty , your returns and customer service system is so broken! I have tried livechatting now with FIVE different agents and every single time I get disconnected. I have requested a USPS return label twice and both times it defaults to a Happy Returns QR code. FRUSTRATING

@rembert yeah, that was a little hard to accept

she got in the car and then confronted him, wildest thing I ever seen

@ambernoelle The soundtrack to Stranger Things. the 80s and 90s songs are "retro" cool and the theme is actually a great song. But I'd also just buy the thing you think she should love - then you can be the cool auntie who got her into, for example, Hole or PJ Harvey or Le Tigre

@ambernoelle I had high hopes for watching it with my baby goth 12 year old but midway through the trailer had to panic close screen close screen!!! how do you miss so hard with such a great character?!

@JenaFriedman I would say I loved it, but only with like a whooooole bunch of caveats! It was "easy" for me and my babe but even then it was so, so hard.

@thecatbirdtweet @clhubes wait whaaaaaat

@Jesse_Hirsch I sure hope you bought em! Were they full sized?!

Surplus grocer has deep-discount Reese's cups, Easter style. What happens if you give them to trick or treaters?

oh noooo the Ernie Hudson "very special" character is basically going to spend the whole movie proving that he CAN in fact safely care for a baby, isn't he - I can see how it's going to play out already

I threw on "The Hand That Rocks The Cradle" to watch while I work" and - OMG! Within the first 10 minutes, Ernie Hudson is playing a very problematic, developmentally delayed man, and our main character is sexually assaulted by her OB/GYN. This movie is way more nuts than I knew