Jesse Veium
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@_RareDefined These songs can't possibly belong to us millenials 🤔
My sister who's 10 years older than me used to rock to these slaps
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@oldfatdom Are you sure this isn't gen X? This isn't my generation.
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if millennials just accepted they were corny i wouldnt care. their incessant need to be seen as cool is what fries me lmaoo
BLH@_RareDefined
Millennials are a top tier generation.
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@AccordionProp @KillaKreww You should drop an album when there's no competition.
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@KillaKreww Jordan and Lebron are at least contemporaries. The Jordan/Lebron comparison isn't MJ Drake, it'd be MJ Beyonce.... Drake got number1s because he drops to no competition. Like I could eventually score as many points as Jordan if I was doing so on the unguarded hoop in my driveway.
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Charlamagne tells Andrew Schulz that Drake breaking Michael Jackson’s record with Iceman means ABSOLUTELY nothing and argues it only makes Kendrick Lamar look even stronger 🧐😳👀
He says the album was largely about Kendrick and that Kendrick is currently bigger because he “beat” someone who had the No. 1, No. 2, and No. 3 albums at the same time
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@benaveryisgood 1:59:50 in the Matrix movie is probably the funniest thing I've ever seen in a movie. It's an extra that doesn't know how to act. Can't believe it made it in the movie.
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@luisjgomez And you picked Ari Shaffir to host legion of skanks over Tristan Bowling!?
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This is rich coming from her. Here's a personal story of the irony here: 2007, CH does The Tonight show w Jay Leno. She makes fun of Angelina Jolie & her newly adopted son, 3 yr old Pax, who is Asian.
CH: “He probably doesn’t even realize he’s Asian yet! He certainly doesn’t know he’s going to be a horrible driver… or that he’s going to be amazing at doing nails!”
The next few days there was plenty of outrage, disappointment & accusations of racism levied against NBC.
2 weeks later, I'm booked on The Tonight Show & I've already had my set approved. I was told, I can't tell any of my jokes because of the blowback of her hacky, racist jokes. Yes, I couldn't tell jokes about being Asian because she did so much damage making fun of Asians.
Then, weeks later of 2007, I performed at a showcase where CH was present. Prior to, I had never spoken to, met or interacted with her & as I was wrapping up my set, I mentioned her in the crowd? It's odd to see a comedian sitting in a showcase watching w audience, so I mentioned it in passing. She then yelled out "you're doing a great little Asian job".
MY POINT: I personally know Shane & Tony aren't racist. In fact, I don't think Chelsea is racist. Sure, she's got a long history of promiscuity, an affinity for day drinking, publicly stated she's prescribed a healthy dose of anti depressants, rumored to be awful to work for or with, has a punch card to a plastic surgeon, accused of punching down in her comedy, never been married or had kids & lives alone in her 50s, had dinner with Jeffrey Epstein but c'mon gang, she's not racist.
The Hollywood Reporter@THR
Chelsea Handler is sharing her distaste for Shane Gillis and Tony Hinchcliffe‘s jokes at Netflix‘s Roast of Kevin Hart, slamming them as “racist,” “bigots” and “sexist.” bit.ly/4tQem7c
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@LordFiggMMA Whole comment section tripping meet me here on Saturday when waldo whoops that bum
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@luisjgomez you guys seriously picked an out of touch old guy as the 3rd mic for legion of skanks over Tristan Bowling???
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Gas prices aren't rising because the Strait of Hormuz is blocked by war. It's blocked by the insurance markets and speculators betting that the region will stay chaotic. But if Iran is neutralized, the scenario completely changes. We could see gas prices we haven't seen in decades and a collapse of Russia's market. Trump is betting the U.S. can gain control of the Strait in time. I hope he's right.
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@asha_shar Drop the price of the XBOX Series X/S, go back to exclusives and the circle will be complete.
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@Gh0stlyHydra @BowTiedYukon Maybe this is how he copes because he is infertile? Or has is so self centered and selfish he couldn't conceive spending time with a child.
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@BowTiedYukon Perhaps so, but yet I do feel pity that he has elected to rob himself of one of the most primordial joys of human existence, and perhaps having children would've inspired more virtue from him and less "hahahahaha weed guys!"
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It’s time to stop saying men like this not having children is a bad thing.
This guys a douchebag. His kids would be bigger douchebags
Him not having kids is a net positive for the world
Dubs⛧@onlydubsX
Seth Rogen explains why he doesn’t want children, saying it seems like a dark, stressful life with small moments of joy, adding how much he enjoys life without them 👀🤔 “You don’t need kids.” “The world won’t even be here in 30 years.”
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@asha_shar All you have to do is make make everything work like it's supposed to. Make the windows store functional, make everything seamless and simple. That's all you have to do.
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@asha_shar all you have to do is make everything simple and easy to use. That's it.
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@Oyabirsus @saraozturkx Happens to all of my work shirts because I wear a tool belt.
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