Jesse Yates

Elon is the indication that this is a simulation. 419.99...come on folks

Post on why your high-throughput #kafka consumers can get stuck when used for low-throughput topics.. or why getting paged at 2am is feature and not a #bug jesseyates.com/2020/12/21/par… #bigdata #streamprocessing #iot

Guest post on #IoT processing on #Kafka with @confluentinc Lots of lessons from processing trillion+ events/day at @Tesla

@sap1ens Thanks! Hope it was as fun to read as it was to write. Lots more work to do in the space though!

Great post about stream processing in Tesla by @jesse_yates confluent.io/blog/stream-pr…! So much stuff I can relate to: routing, parsing, partitioning 🙂

Bad assumptions on your part do not necessarily constitute an emergency on my part

As on-call grows worse \ I find only alert dreams \ Do they dream of me?

'The purpose of abstraction is not to be vague, but to create a new semantic level in which one can be absolutely precise' - Edsger Dijkstra

Just blogged: tuning a #kafka producer for high performance jesseyates.com/2020/01/01/hig… a follow up after my recent consumer scaling post #oss #bigdata #streamprocessing #iot #cloud

Holy crapoly. When you find your blog has been picked up by a news curator you follow regularly... #kafka #bigdata thanks @DataEngWeekly !

Nice sounding idea, but in practice raises premiums for new policies (significantly!) to offset existing lock-ins and future risk (aka impending #ClimateCrisis doom) nytimes.com/2019/12/05/cli…

Just blogged: some thoughts on vertically scaling/tuning your Kafka consumers...for when scale-out just doesn't cut it jesseyates.com/2019/12/04/ver… #kafka #bigdata #scalability #iot #reliability #devops

Just blogged (and open sourced!): simple tooling to generate keystores for your Java Kafka clients jesseyates.com/2019/11/18/new… #kafka #OpenSource #oss #bigdata

PSA: splunk regex is just PCRE (Perl Compatible regex), so you can use regex101.com to test your expressions. #logs #bigdata #search #badlifechoices

Just published: A guide to Kafka Consumer Freshness jesseyates.com/2019/11/04/kaf… an intro to how @Tesla's freshness tracker was built #kafka #bigdata #realtime

If you missed my talk at #kafka summit on how we built Tesla's streaming data platform and support TRILLIONS of events per day you can catch it here confluent.io/kafka-summit-s… #bigdata #realtime

Some thoughts on how (and why!) you should go about upgrading kafka: jesseyates.com/2019/10/04/kaf…

@inxfidxel @Tesla Thanks! Glad you liked it!

@jesse_yates @Tesla Great talk!!

I'll be talking about scaling #bigdata processing to trillions of events/day @Tesla this afternoon at #kafkasummit stop by and say hi! kafka-summit.org/sessions/0-60-…

Wow, wow! It's the end of the day, and @jesse_yates got a huge room PACKED with people listening about @Tesla's streaming adventures at #KafkaSummit!

Monday Sept 30th, 5:40 PM, Use Cases Track