Jesse Cooke

@aibuckpanic @clubbertime @dana_greene @Sportsnet @RyanQualtrics @RyanQualtrics send this guy a PJ

@clubbertime @dana_greene @Sportsnet @RyanQualtrics @RyanQualtrics send this guy a PJ

New Utah Mammoth defenseman MacKenzie Weegar spoke with @Sportsnet about the trade.

@wollapologist @clubbertime @lvhockeymom2 @lvhockeymom2 was the Vegas fan referenced in this thread

@clubbertime @lvhockeymom2 show me where i’m a vgk fan. you can’t.

i never wanna hear a “not my team” from anyone bc it could very well be your team any day

Just so it’s clear. The @utahmammoth front office did NOT have to do this. They could have cratered his career in the AHL. They didn’t need to thread a needle on cap space. They did this for Ingy cuz they knew it was best for him. This was all class and I’m proud of it. #tusksup

Utah salt flats. My name is Jesse Cooke. I love Idaho, Utah and Washington in that order. I currently live in Utah and I’ll commit capital crimes for where I live.

Told you. And this was before we lost the trademark to Yeti 😏

@EmptyNettersPod @nolan_nichol

@jessebcooke @nolan_nichol Hahaha Nolan is the best, we’re just busting his chops 🤝❤️

It’s like people (DP and CP) forgot that Kirill was literally the MVP before he got hurt and the Wild were a waGOON for the first half of the season and now they’re healthy and we all look dumb

@EmptyNettersPod @nolan_nichol

@nolan_nichol Why don’t you stop being such an impatient little brat and join the live tomorrow morning and listen to us glaze the leafs AGAIN. Jeez Louise

I really hope things never get so bad for #UtahHC that Mike B drops this graphic with no context 😅

@utahhockeyclub From now on these will be from my new online profile dedicated to hockey @clubbertime

#UtahHC Here is your Hate Watch Guide for the evening. Happy clubbing 💙 @utahhockeyclub

@Keddiod @utahhockeyclub @grok oh nice thinking! i should include odds on my next one

@jessebcooke @utahhockeyclub Per @Grok The Bruins have a 53% chance of beating the Flames. The Senators are seen as underdogs against the Kraken, with no specific odds given. The Devils are favored to beat the Blues, recommended with a -1.5 spread.

Im making a new twitter account so i can isolate all my hockey rantings and ravings there. Im Debating if i should include the "We're" in the name. (also ignore the typo in the 2nd option i can only use so many characters.) #UtahHC

@sharksfan1135 @Real_Max_Miller @NHL @NHLRef_ Maybe tell your superstar not to skate into an opponents ice and then stop on a dime in front of a freight train 🚂

@jessebcooke @Real_Max_Miller @NHL @NHLRef_ no playoffs for you guys, mark my word.

#SJSharks HC Warsofsky has been fined $25,000 for inappropriate conduct during the game against #UtahHC

@sharksfan1135 @Real_Max_Miller @NHL @NHLRef_ Very odd for a team that kept their #1overall pick last lottery to be calling the league rigged against them.

@Real_Max_Miller @nhl instructed those moron refs crew to screw sharks. Now it is evident since @NHL took action on the sharks coach. This league is rigged for a long time and its not going to change. I bet @nhl can not fine or discipline @NHLRef_ for their biased games which changes the game

@LIGHTNINGBAYLEY @rangus74 Yea at the end of the game on the sharks broadcast you can see him yelling at the refs and pretty clearly you can see him call them a “fucking pussy”

@rangus74 I THINK this is stemming from the sharks coach screaming at the officials for not calling a penalty on Utah for launching Macklin into the boards. @jessebcooke is that right?

NHL fines are less than big 12 fines for bullshit calls.

@996TheHowl You’d think they’d have learned how to take a loss by now

Sharks were really down bad after that game huh #UtahHC

@houston_brogan Good. Baby soft team needs to grow up

Sharks head coach Ryan Warsofsky has been fined $25,000 for "inappropriate conduct" during Saturday's game against Utah HC. #UtahHC #TheFutureIsTeal

@jessebcooke yeah at this point in the baseball season I find myself watching Mets and Phillies games 😂

#UtahHC nation. As the wildcard race heats up i'll give you games you can watch & have skin in the game in regards to our playoff aspirations. Watching hockey is fun even when your team isn't playing. We want: Bruins to beat Flames Senators to beat Kracken Devils to beat Blues

@dren_braves It definitely still hits emotionally when you have the context. Watching a conference team you are fighting for a playoff spot lose is just as helpful to #UtahHC playoffs wise as Utah winning. Also you will see yourself rooting against overtime because they get a loser point

@jessebcooke as a primary baseball fan adjusting to my new life as a hockey fan, this is fantastic content because I'm finding there's just not quite enough hockey in my life

This is the metric you should be looking at right now. This is sorted by P% (win% essentially) equalizes standing based on the fact different teams have played different amount of games. This list can change but right now we should be actively rooting against these other teams