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Jessica Lyons

@jessglyons

atlanta, GA Katılım Aralık 2012
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Jessica Lyons
Jessica Lyons@jessglyons·
@_Gottalovezik ugh it’s like when I pack healthy snacks for lunch the next day and then I only have healthy snacks
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when you deliberately didn't buy snacks to avoid snacking at night, but now it's night & there's no snacks
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trying to eat my pre packed snacks of celery and pomegranate seeds while on my period like
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Jessica Lyons@jessglyons·
@hllandayalali It’s a terrible question but they are so likable! I love their response
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Leo randomly being sexy again is very demonic. A bad omen.
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@WAYSTIAR SAME! I haven’t been attracted to him since like 1998 and now I’m confused
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@blewis1103 I really only liked the veryyy end and the credits and wished they leaned way more into that
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Brandon Lewis @ Cannes@blewis1103·
@jessglyons I think the ending worked, although it would’ve landed better if we had a better sense of John and Lucy’s relationship in the past (specifically the on-off stuff that John alluded to). I often wonder if it should’ve ended right after the wedding fight, but maybe it’s too cynical?
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@colIeenn Beeeen saying this since dwts aired. Jenn’s never been as sweet as she likes to be portrayed
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bald ann dowd@ali_sivi·
i'm not immune to the allure of a fast-casual rice bowl
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Sassington, M.C.
Sassington, M.C.@MissSassbox·
last update for today: • the couple plans on officially getting divorced • baby seen with them is in fact the husband's biological child • both knew because they were both there during conception and requested for the mother to keep the child (cruise) • fast forward, mother eventually became MIA, husband talked w/wife, he got increased custody, mother is essentially absent • wife enjoyed time with baby as it gave her a chance to experience having a child, but no longer wanted ties with the husband • husband is planning on semi retiring to raise the baby, wife will still help, they'll live separately • she's incredible w/the baby and the baby is obsessed with her • haven't told my mom yet, waiting until she takes her blood pressure meds
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Sassington, M.C.@MissSassbox

*whispering* just ran into my neighbors of over 10 years now. both looked happier than I've seen them in months. they told me they had good news and bad news. bad news: they're getting divorced good news: the wife is moving into the empty house a few doors up and the husband is staying in the OG house. they're glowing right now and telling their tea like a movie and seem very mutually agreeable so far. you can tell the husband dressed himself this morning. the wife looks spiffy af. remind me to update y'all later, the wife wants to give me a tour (and gossip, she winked 😭). for context: they're in their late 60s and this is just the neighborhood saga we needed for the spring

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@MarlowNYC Have you gone down the rabbit hole of his father’s Instagram. I have a whole new view of him after that
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Pope Crave@ClubConcrave·
Stanley Tucci treats the US Women’s hockey team to one of his favourite restaurants in Milan: “We brought you a jersey… because you want to play forward.”
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@powerfloater well considering that neither Amber Glenn nor myself is a man I think we’re good here….also who are you and why are you here
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Jessica Lyons@jessglyons·
“So. Amber Glenn was on her period for this Olympics? Just like you. Kinda cool when you think about like, witches and stuff” -my husband
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